Definitions by kucitizen

shpadoinkle 

First used in the movie "Cannibal: the Musical," "Shpadoinkle" was left without a specific definition, it's just a generic exclamation, and makes a great substitution word.

These are from the movie itself:

"Aaaah!Ohhh shpadoinkle!" - exclamation of surprise at being caught in a bear trap.

"Have a shpadoinkle day." - greeting.

"She sure is a shpadoinkle horse." - compliment

shpadoinkle by Kucitizen June 4, 2004

smeghead 

The origin of this word is unclear - while it is accused of being an abbreviation of "smegma," Grant Naylor insist that they saw the word on a foreign appliance, and co-opted it as an all-purpose cussword for their show "Red Dwarf."

"Oh, Rimmer, you *are* a smeghead."

smeghead by Kucitizen June 4, 2004

half and half 

A dairy product used to dilute coffee.

"I didn't want 2%, I wanted half and half."

half and half by kucitizen June 4, 2004