ktmman's definitions
This is extremely specific
A Mahone is a gastrointrointestinal event event consisting of the following four extremely specific requirements
A bowel movement
Is produced in one piece
That breaks water (ie is in contact with the bowl below and some significant proportion of air approximately 15 % which is clearly not merely floating)
Contains at a minimum one colonel of corn evident visually and
Is witnessed by one person not directly involved it the production of said Mahone.
A Mahone is a gastrointrointestinal event event consisting of the following four extremely specific requirements
A bowel movement
Is produced in one piece
That breaks water (ie is in contact with the bowl below and some significant proportion of air approximately 15 % which is clearly not merely floating)
Contains at a minimum one colonel of corn evident visually and
Is witnessed by one person not directly involved it the production of said Mahone.
by ktmman October 13, 2025
Get the mahonemug.