kstan3's definitions

smurf

While doing the blue butt monkey as your partners face turns blue u keep choking and make them suck there Dick so u can say u got suckd off by a smurf.

Last night I made this drunk chick b my smurf.

by kstan3 July 30, 2010

skunk tornado

To fart into a oscillating fan amd have your smell whirl around the room like a twister

We were at that party last night and I gave the living room a skunk tornado.

by kstan3 July 27, 2010

rusty fork

A horrible act in which when u pull your Dick out of your partners ass and there is shit all over your Dick.

What you do last night?
I was fucking this chick and she gave me a rusty fork.

by kstan3 July 26, 2010

rump rascal

Another word for a homosexual.

Did you see that rump rascal over there?
O ya

by kstan3 June 15, 2010

bumpkin

When you drive out into the country outside your town and get high as hell.

The other night we took a bumpkin.

by kstan3 June 12, 2010

weenis whisperer

Another word for a homosexual

Did you see that weenis whisperer hugging on tbat other guy?

by kstan3 June 6, 2010

package pal

Someone who is best friends with there junk, so much they feel it necessary to grab it numerous times during a conversation.

That dude is definately a package pal as much as he grabbed his junk during that conversation.

by kstan3 June 3, 2010