14 definitions by kstan3

smurf

While doing the blue butt monkey as your partners face turns blue u keep choking and make them suck there Dick so u can say u got suckd off by a smurf.

Last night I made this drunk chick b my smurf.

by kstan3 July 30, 2010

bumpkin

When you drive out into the country outside your town and get high as hell.

The other night we took a bumpkin.

by kstan3 June 10, 2010

weenis whisperer

Another word for a homosexual

Did you see that weenis whisperer hugging on tbat other guy?

by kstan3 June 6, 2010

lazy dog

When in a doggy style position with your girl you both fall over at the same time from exhaustion while still inside her and keep having sex.

Ron white came up with the lazy dog.

by kstan3 August 19, 2010

stoner minute

Many debates on what this actually is. But officially a stoner minute is 7 minutes. Because 7 minutes is the equivalent of 420 seconds.

I told that fucker to give me a stoner minute

About 420 seconds

by kstan3 November 30, 2010

package pal

Someone who is best friends with there junk, so much they feel it necessary to grab it numerous times during a conversation.

That dude is definately a package pal as much as he grabbed his junk during that conversation.

by kstan3 June 3, 2010

phillaepeno suitcase

When traveling thru the airport you dress a midget on a skateboard in all your clothing. And pull him behind you.

Damn did you see those looks I was getting using my phillaepeno suitcase in the airport.

by kstan3 April 13, 2011