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1. A measure of determining sexual scoring prowess calculated by dividing total bases(1B=kissing, 2B=touching, 3B=oral, 4B=Sex) by the number of dated partners.
2. In baseball, a statistic to gauge power by dividing total bases by at bats.
2. In baseball, a statistic to gauge power by dividing total bases by at bats.
After five dates and only one boob touch, John finished the 2010 dating season with a paltry .200 slugging percentage. However, he slugged a whopping .886 in for his company softball team.
by kris takahashi April 16, 2010
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by kris takahashi April 22, 2010
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by kris takahashi May 3, 2010
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by kris takahashi January 4, 2008
Get the queermonger mug.the female equivalent of "panties in a bunch," i.e., when a woman issues a complaint typically made by males.
A: "Shopping again? But we just went yesterday."
B: "Alright, alright Sally, don't get your jock in an itch."
B: "Alright, alright Sally, don't get your jock in an itch."
by kris takahashi April 14, 2010
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Get the wrond mug.1. A diplomat or diplomacy technique used to broker peace for rap wars or hip hop beefs
2. The name of a future rapper
2. The name of a future rapper
DiploMC would have helped Tupac and Biggie settle their differences through peaceful negotiations and the exchange of liquor and floozies.
by kris takahashi February 25, 2011
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