kris takahashi's definitions

photogenic memory

the recall of an individual who edits their own memories in order to enhance their own reputation or repress an undesirable truth.

that guy has a photogenic memory. there's no way those dogs he use to date were chicks.

by kris takahashi January 9, 2008

gunboat democracy

to force democracy on another nation through military removal of their existing government. a variation of the phrase gunboat diplomacy.

The Iraq War is an example of gunboat democracy in action.

by kris takahashi April 21, 2008

Double Armageddon

An end of the world scenario so horrific that the word armageddon does not suffice.

Not even Bruce Willis can stop Double Armageddon.

by kris takahashi December 23, 2008

Double Armageddon

1. Two simultaneous end of the world scenarios.

2. An end of the world scenario so horrific that the word armageddon does not suffice.

Zombies AND Asteroids? It's double armageddon!

Not even Bruce Willis can stop double armageddon.

by kris takahashi December 23, 2008

frocobo

A chocobo that lives in your fro.

I wasn't going to play Final Fantasy XIII, but that was before I saw the picture of Sazh Katzroy and his frocobo.

by kris takahashi January 20, 2009

wrond

The correct spelling of wrong.

I'm not wrond, the dictionary is.

by kris takahashi July 10, 2017

Dirty Thought-Provoking

A statement that does not stimulate thought or interest, but simply stimulates

Bill: Do you think God is a woman, and if so, does she have great tits?
George: Wow Bill, that is a really dirty thought-provoking question.

by kris takahashi January 31, 2012