kris takahashi's definitions

slugging percentage

1. A measure of determining sexual scoring prowess calculated by dividing total bases(1B=kissing, 2B=touching, 3B=oral, 4B=Sex) by the number of dated partners.

2. In baseball, a statistic to gauge power by dividing total bases by at bats.

After five dates and only one boob touch, John finished the 2010 dating season with a paltry .200 slugging percentage. However, he slugged a whopping .886 in for his company softball team.

by kris takahashi April 16, 2010

fundamentalist cop

a police officer who strictly abides by the letter of the law

For a fundamentalist cop, a car going 27 in a 25 mph zone warrants a ticket.

by kris takahashi December 31, 2009

jock in an itch

the female equivalent of "panties in a bunch," i.e., when a woman issues a complaint typically made by males.

A: "Shopping again? But we just went yesterday."
B: "Alright, alright Sally, don't get your jock in an itch."

by kris takahashi April 14, 2010

slitting edge

A cutting edge technology that is grossly overpriced, quickly outdated or just plain unnecessary, resulting in significant financial burden or buyer's remorse.

Instead of paying the rent, Al spent his $599 on a slitting edge iPhone.

by kris takahashi May 3, 2010

queermonger

one who uses antipathy towards gay marriage for political or monetary gain.

despite being a raging homosexual, many politicians must become queermongers in order to get elected by an intolerant public.

by kris takahashi January 4, 2008

wrond

The correct spelling of wrong.

I'm not wrond, the dictionary is.

by kris takahashi July 10, 2017

immaturation

the process of becoming immature

by revisiting old posts we were able to witness the immaturation of the internet from a place of cordial dissent to whiny bickering.

by kris takahashi August 26, 2009