Softbank Hawks

A Japanese baseball team capable of beating (dominating?) a Major League team on any given day. Certainly capable of dominating every team in the Japanese League, especially Hanshin.
Example: Softbank Hawks are the best team in Japan, possibly the world.

Hanshin fan: Hey, the Hawks suck.
Hawks fan: Well, explain to me how we came back from 3-2 down to beat your team to the Championship in 2003.
Hanshin fan: ......
Hawks fan: Yeah. QED, motherfucker.
by KRHimself June 10, 2006
mugGet the Softbank Hawksmug.

new york

The most overrated city in the world, massively overhyped by the American press and people in general. Former New Yorkers all rave about how great the city is, yet don't live or even visit the actual city anymore. Currently being run (poorly) by Michael Bloomberg.
If New York is the "Greatest City in the World," then North Korea must be the Greatest country in the world.
by KRHimself March 21, 2005
mugGet the new yorkmug.

subway in tokyo

phrase used to describe a very, VERY crowded place.
Look at all these damn people in here. I feel like i'm in a subway in Tokyo.
by KRHimself September 03, 2004
mugGet the subway in tokyomug.

otaku

Japanese word/adjective which roughly translates into "infatuated", "extreme fanatic", or "obsessed to the point of being borderline deranged."

mainly used to describe the Wapanese people who watch ridiculous amounts ofanime. they, in turn, will use the word to dsecribe themselves, as if they are actually proud of being otaku. they don't know that the word has a negative meaning to it.
1: I'm so otaku, I have all the latest Yu-Gi-Oh things, and I just bought the new Ayumi CD! So ureshii!

2: Jesus Christ...
by KRHimself September 03, 2004
mugGet the otakumug.

fnc

Fear No Conservatives.

Fox News Channel has never met a Republican they didn't like.
Only wasps watch FNC.
by KRHimself April 04, 2004
mugGet the fncmug.

wasp

White Anglo-Saxon Protestants.
WASPs make up about 50% of the population of Winter Park, Florida.
WASPs in Winter Park were one of the reasons why Jeb Bush was re-elected as a governor.
by KRHimself June 10, 2006
mugGet the waspmug.

the shocker

My friend and I gave Paris Hilton the Shocker last night.
by KRHimself December 18, 2003
mugGet the the shockermug.