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McPhone

The main phone used in a McDonald's restaurant. It is usually half-dead, coated in grease, and lost. Therefore, every McDonald's employee must have their own cell phone.
McDonald's Manager: Damnit! Where's the phone?! I can hear it ringing! WHO USED IT LAST?!
Mcployee: You mean the McPhone? I think it's in the fried chicken rack.
And it is.
by Kr1574 August 11, 2008
mugGet the McPhonemug.

meatatarian

A person who basically eats all meat. They don't believe in eating vegetables. People are taking this word way too seriously, it obviously doesn't really exist (of course, there could be some crazy bitches out there who do eat all meat for some reason, lol)
The reason for this is that people need many nutrients from a variety of sources, including fish, milk, meat, vegetables, oils, and fruits. If someone were to eat only meat they would be not only malnutritioned, but probably overweight and out of shape from the excessive saturated fat within the meat.
After all, red meat is known to just be empty calories with protein.
This word appeared in a Wendy's commercial.
That guy said he was a meatatarian- you can tell, check out his love handles!
by Kr1574 October 16, 2008
mugGet the meatatarianmug.

Boner Shrinker

Someone so unattractive that it totally turns you off, AKA makes you lose your boner.
On SNL, "Hilary Clinton" called herself a boner shrinker.

I was getting so horny checking out a hot underwear model the other day- then a guy so ugly walked in that I was completely incapable of staying aroused. What a boner shrinker.
by Kr1574 February 21, 2009
mugGet the Boner Shrinkermug.

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