1 definition by knowitalltruth
A small town in the south of NSW.
The local's (and tourists) call it a "shit hole" for a reason, Cooma is literally infected with shit. Contrary to what it says above, there are 4 supermarkets and countless amounts of bottle-o's for the alcho's to buy their vb and smokes, the cafe's are run by sleezo's, bogans and drug dealers, the waitresses are single mum bogan bludgers that spit in your food. It is also home to one of the largest group of gossip mongers in the southern hemisphere. It has no new shops that make any business, all close down within a few months, the council is retarded, and the high schools are home to wagging bad ass future drop-outs and illiterate teachers who smoke weed in the toilets with their students.
So anyone who badmouths this town deserves a medal.
It is also the town where the plague of mutated syphilis originated. (aka coomatitis) Its cause is skeptical, but the word is it was caused by junkies sharing bongs and crack pipes and using them as phallic toys on each other. The plauge then spread so badly that anyone who went within close proximity of a person infected with coomatitis could even catch the disease. There is no known cure except the removal of oneself from the town into a far away place then going to school and getting yourself some education.
The local's (and tourists) call it a "shit hole" for a reason, Cooma is literally infected with shit. Contrary to what it says above, there are 4 supermarkets and countless amounts of bottle-o's for the alcho's to buy their vb and smokes, the cafe's are run by sleezo's, bogans and drug dealers, the waitresses are single mum bogan bludgers that spit in your food. It is also home to one of the largest group of gossip mongers in the southern hemisphere. It has no new shops that make any business, all close down within a few months, the council is retarded, and the high schools are home to wagging bad ass future drop-outs and illiterate teachers who smoke weed in the toilets with their students.
So anyone who badmouths this town deserves a medal.
It is also the town where the plague of mutated syphilis originated. (aka coomatitis) Its cause is skeptical, but the word is it was caused by junkies sharing bongs and crack pipes and using them as phallic toys on each other. The plauge then spread so badly that anyone who went within close proximity of a person infected with coomatitis could even catch the disease. There is no known cure except the removal of oneself from the town into a far away place then going to school and getting yourself some education.
John: "im thinking of staying in cooma for my ski holiday weekend "
Andy: (screams in horror) "Nooooooooo!!! Man if you do, stay away from me after, you will be infected with coomatitis"
Andy: (screams in horror) "Nooooooooo!!! Man if you do, stay away from me after, you will be infected with coomatitis"
by knowitalltruth November 5, 2011