pittsburg platter

the act of covering one's face with plastic wrap and having your partner shit on your face.

I don't care what you do, just don't give me a Pittsburg Platter!

by KL June 02, 2003

poo poker

A homosexual male.

The poo poker shagged his ass!

by KL June 27, 2003

frikken

small animal that commits depraved sexual acts with other species

you had better keep that frikken locked up

by kl October 09, 2003

Klman88

QWNAGE! Founder of KLIC.

Klman88 qwns.

by KL January 28, 2003

flump

An overweight woman who is addicted to sex.

That flump crushed me last night!

by KL June 29, 2003

doig

A woman who likes really hard fast sex.

She was going like a doig last night.

by KL June 27, 2003

pant-must

The musty smell a male gender develops in the crotch/nutsack region.

Since Barney had sour pant-must smell, this hindered his blow job potential.

by KL March 11, 2005