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lucid dream

A dream where, inside the dream, you know you are dreaming. Imagine being Neo in the matrix. Knowing its fake and having control. These dreams are also more intense and vivid than regular dreams.
I had a lucid dream where I flew around.
by KJ October 27, 2003
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Douche Bag

Kelly Osbourne's favorite insult.
Jack, don't be such a douche bag.
by KJ October 5, 2003
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MC Hawking

Really dope, underrated MC
born in Englang during WWII,
suffers on ALS , which forces him to roll with a wheelchair with 24' Spinners.
Isn´t able to speak, but his lyrics are Milestones in history of rap.
My Favorites :
F*ck the Creationists´
The Mighty Stephen Hawking
All My Shootin's Be Drivebys
GTA3
Then up ahead cold chilling in the street,
six motherfuckers from MIT.
I flick off the safety, check my grip,
and load a dum-dum clip.
I glance at the Doom to make sure he's packed,
his fingers on the trigger of his baby Mac.
Time to give a Newtonian demonstration,
of a bullet its mass and its acceleration.
by KJ May 13, 2005
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save a strider, ride a xen

poopie. Be bo boop beep bop blip blip bee beep be be dee bee dee bee beep blip!

Right or LEFT
AJ her Beepbo
beep be be dee bee dee bee beep blip!
by KJ December 8, 2004
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brown noise

A note 92 cents belob the lowest Eb octave that makes people lose bowel controls. From south park and awesome ass show.
Hey guys i found it, i foundt he brown noise
by KJ October 24, 2003
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pillows

by KJ October 3, 2003
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neglectment

this is what stace, the man , experiences cuz im payin her back for what she never gave me
omg this is so neglectment, shut up man or imma bitch slap your ears
by kj August 25, 2004
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