13 definitions by kirsty

gobstopper

when your boyfriends shlong is too big to blow

hey vinnie, thats some gobstopper, its a hand job for you tonite

by kirsty November 19, 2003

lost wallet syndrome

an inexplicable disease suffered by aussies, having "lost their wallets" an unsuspecting person picks up the tab, happens in all venues; pubs, niteclubs, shops bus stops etc

hey mate, you wanna drink? oh shit ive lost my wallet, mines a fosters anyway!

by kirsty November 19, 2003

gold hooped earrings

as worn by female knackers, pikeys, atomic kitten etc and kappa tracksuit wearing dogs

Britney Clare:hey Melinda Rose, have you seen these earrings in da catalogue

by kirsty November 19, 2003

finger of fudge

An anal treat, where the finger is inserted into the anus and withdrawn.

David Furnish:hey baby fancy meat and two veg tonite?
elton:nah, a finger of fudge please.

not to be mistaken for;"a finger of fudge is just enough to give the kids a treat"

by kirsty November 19, 2003

orgy

100' za bitches and 100'za people with cocks fuckin' the bitches all at the same time in one same fuckin' place

"I went to the orgy last night i got stoned and smashed and smacked up fucked a few hundred lads was completely covered head to toe inside and out full of cum and caught about 17 stds- good night though apart from that skinny stick lad i fucked- mam phon the gum clinic up for me and arrrange an appointment"

by kirsty April 15, 2003

passion

an emotion that is described as feeling strongly for a person, and also describes good meaningful sex!!

'we had mad passionate sex'

by kirsty April 17, 2004