Definitions by kirsty

lost wallet syndrome 

an inexplicable disease suffered by aussies, having "lost their wallets" an unsuspecting person picks up the tab, happens in all venues; pubs, niteclubs, shops bus stops etc

hey mate, you wanna drink? oh shit ive lost my wallet, mines a fosters anyway!

lost wallet syndrome by kirsty November 19, 2003

finger of fudge 

An anal treat, where the finger is inserted into the anus and withdrawn.

David Furnish:hey baby fancy meat and two veg tonite?
elton:nah, a finger of fudge please.

not to be mistaken for;"a finger of fudge is just enough to give the kids a treat"

finger of fudge by kirsty November 19, 2003

shit stabber 

feltcher boy

feltcher boy ees a batty shit stabber.

shit stabber by kirsty November 19, 2003

gold hooped earrings

as worn by female knackers, pikeys, atomic kitten etc and kappa tracksuit wearing dogs

Britney Clare:hey Melinda Rose, have you seen these earrings in da catalogue

gold hooped earrings by kirsty November 19, 2003

red dog

quick

i'm a 1 minute man

red dog by kirsty September 16, 2003

orgy

100' za bitches and 100'za people with cocks fuckin' the bitches all at the same time in one same fuckin' place

"I went to the orgy last night i got stoned and smashed and smacked up fucked a few hundred lads was completely covered head to toe inside and out full of cum and caught about 17 stds- good night though apart from that skinny stick lad i fucked- mam phon the gum clinic up for me and arrrange an appointment"

orgy by Kirsty April 15, 2003