kingmustard's definitions

Up the aisle

In the rectum.

I want to take you up the aisle.

by kingmustard January 26, 2012

Good aids

The opposite of bad aids. Examples of good aids include lemonade, cherryade and limeade.

You have aids. The bad kind, not good aids.

by kingmustard May 2, 2008

Poundstretcher

A cheap little crappy shop based in the UK for skutters and tramps. Renouned for having crap bosses and shat pay. Don't work there!

I heard your mate works at Poundstretcher. Poor bastard.

by kingmustard January 26, 2005

Rupert Bear

'Rupert the Bear' is a fictional character created by Mary Tourtel in the 1920s.

Everyone loves Rupert the Bear! His TV show was truly superb.

by kingmustard May 8, 2005

MOTY

Short for Man Of The Year.

I am MOTY, woo! Go me!

by kingmustard May 8, 2005

USR

Stands for US Robotics, a company based in Schaumburg, Illinois and founded in 1976, that makes computer modems and related technologies.

I might buy a US Robotics modem this time around.

by kingmustard May 3, 2005

NDS

The Nintendo DS, a portable gaming system.

I might buy an NDS whilst I wait for the Sony PSP to be released.

by kingmustard May 2, 2005