Definitions by kim mitten

Boom chicka Wah Wah 

A sexual practice, one partner takes a shit on the others stomach (Boom) the male partner then slaps the penis in the shit (Chicka) before proceeding to rub the penis under their partners nose (Wah Wah)

I had to shower after my ex-boyfriend decided to Boom Chicka Wah Wah

Boom chicka Wah Wah by Kim Mitten March 29, 2007

Dirty Burger 

When soiling yourself and the resulting fecal matter is smeared over the crack of the buttocks. Fetishized by some as sexual practice.

'Oh god I ran so hard for the bus I got a dirty burger.'
' I paid her £50 for a dirty burger'

Dirty Burger by Kim Mitten March 28, 2007

Flowery Seat 

When talcum powder is inserted into the anus and then expelled into sexual partners face, willingly

Oh go on, give me a flowery seat

Flowery Seat by Kim Mitten March 28, 2007

Soggy Popcorn 

When a man puts his penis into a box of popcorn at a cinema and his partner attempts to masturbate him secretly.

We went to watch Star Wars but all we got was soggy popcorn.

Soggy Popcorn by Kim Mitten March 28, 2007

Traffic Teasing 

When curb crawling, stopping but then pulling off very slowly whenever someone approaches drive forward slowly therefore teasing them into catching up.

Did you pick up any hookers tonight?
No I was just traffic teasing.

Traffic Teasing by Kim Mitten March 28, 2007