Dictionary

A place where success comes before work

1: jimmy spends the whole day reading a dictionary but never uses it for its purpose

by kim jong grammar August 10, 2017

Soggy biscuit

1: where two males ejaculate on a biscuit, the last person to bust a nut has to eat the biscuit.

2: a biscuit dipped in liquid

1: bob had to eat my soggy biscuit, he said it tasted good
1: i dropped my biscuit in my tea, it turned into a soggy biscuit

by kim jong grammar August 10, 2017

Yawn

The only time married men get to open there mouths

man:please can I yawn

Woman:shut the fuck up and yawn

by kim jong grammar August 10, 2017

Divorce

The future tense of marriage

A: im getting a divorce

B: I told you

by kim jong grammar August 10, 2017