its not funny

when someone does something bad a numerous amount of times despite how many times theyve been told off for it

mum: its not funny how many times i have ive told you to stop going at bed at 6:00am and you still wont listen!
me: sorry im busy watching youtube i cant help it

by kieralovedanny June 09, 2025

Urban Dictionary Team

Surprisingly Actaully really nice people.

Fixed a bug that I sent them a complaint about.

The urban dictionary team rejected my definition.

The urban dictionary team fixed a bug I complained about.

by kieralovedanny December 03, 2024

Auxplosion

when your listening to music on your laptop and accidentally pull the headphone jack out causing music to blast. usually the most worse place for that to happen is in a public setting.

dude i was at school and listening to careless whisper and i accidentally yanked the jack out causing careless whisper to start blasting at 80% volume and everyone turned to me and i had to embarassingly mute my laptop. i hate Auxplosions.

by kieralovedanny August 17, 2025

Beyond help

Someone who is beyond all therapy and rehab.

My dad is beyond help.

by kieralovedanny December 05, 2024

No Return O'Clock

when its 3am on a school night and your contemplating whether going to bed and getting 4-5 hours of sleep or just pulling a all nighter

jacob: im so tired
ed: why?
jacob: i pulled a all nighter it was No Return O'Clock

by kieralovedanny August 13, 2025

Phase

Where you love something or someone for a month then have a different phase and then it cycles

I'm in my Danny gonzaIez phase

by kieralovedanny November 27, 2024

Burner Sacrifice

the act of handing your teacher a old phone and secretly keeping your actual phone when they ask for it

i gave my old cracked iphone 3GS to my teacher instead of my iphone 5s. the fool believed it!
my iphone 3gs is a burner sacrifice.

by kieralovedanny July 14, 2025