kieralovedanny's definitions

Milk Breath

What one gets 5 minutes after guzzling Milk .
Usually it stinks and you have to brush your teeth after

Chad: hi guys!
Kirsten: ew Chad do you have milk breath
Chad: yea I just drank milk 5 minutes ago
Kirsten: Go brush your teeth your breath stinks of rotten milk

by kieralovedanny February 15, 2025

Bang Energy

Stupid over advertised energy drink that I see everywhere and according to danny is illegal advertising.

The Founder of bang Jack owoc is a complete tool and got kicked out of a boutique for being to picky with his wife's wedding dress.

Danny and bang energy drinks don't mix well.

I hate bang energy because of the ads for it on tiktok.

by kieralovedanny December 3, 2024

ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.

*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change

by kieralovedanny February 18, 2025

Diarripated

When someone rushes to the toilet and starts doing a constipated poo but a quarter way through it turns into diarrhea

chad: i cant believe i heard john being diarripated after eating all that ice cream
danny: i feel bad for the poor guy, that must suck

by kieralovedanny October 11, 2025

hot oc syndrome

Intentionally designing your OC to be your type and ending up falling in love with them

kiera: omg ace valerian astor is so hot!
ella: whos that
kiera: my salnts row 3 oc

ella: you have hot oc syndrome

by kieralovedanny May 26, 2025

Car Deodorant

the random deodorant you have in your car in case you forget to put it on at home.
they are typically roll on, however they can also be a spray.

chad: kiersten can you pass the car deodorant i smell horrible

by kieralovedanny August 8, 2025

Beyond help

Someone who is beyond all therapy and rehab.

My dad is beyond help.

by kieralovedanny December 5, 2024