kieralovedanny's definitions

No Return O'Clock

when its 3am on a school night and your contemplating whether going to bed and getting 4-5 hours of sleep or just pulling a all nighter

jacob: im so tired
ed: why?
jacob: i pulled a all nighter it was No Return O'Clock

by kieralovedanny August 13, 2025

Auxplosion

when your listening to music on your laptop and accidentally pull the headphone jack out causing music to blast. usually the most worse place for that to happen is in a public setting.

dude i was at school and listening to careless whisper and i accidentally yanked the jack out causing careless whisper to start blasting at 80% volume and everyone turned to me and i had to embarassingly mute my laptop. i hate Auxplosions.

by kieralovedanny August 17, 2025

in the heat of the moment

when you have a phase of a crush and during that phase you think they are the hottest person in the world but when you get out of that phase you realize how ugly they are

kiera: ew, i cant believe i liked scott,hes so clapped

ella: you liked him?
kiera: yes it was in the heat of the moment

by kieralovedanny September 11, 2025

fitted sheet syndrome

when you attempt to make your bed with a fitted sheet but one corner always, ALWAYS comes off. either during the night and you wake up with one corner off, or when you attempt to make your bed and one corner pops off.

danny: dude ive tried putting on this sheet for the past 10 minutes and one corner just wont stay on
kevin: you have some serious fitted sheet syndrome

by kieralovedanny September 13, 2025

Milk Breath

What one gets 5 minutes after guzzling Milk .
Usually it stinks and you have to brush your teeth after

Chad: hi guys!
Kirsten: ew Chad do you have milk breath
Chad: yea I just drank milk 5 minutes ago
Kirsten: Go brush your teeth your breath stinks of rotten milk

by kieralovedanny February 15, 2025

ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.

*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change

by kieralovedanny February 18, 2025

hot oc syndrome

Intentionally designing your OC to be your type and ending up falling in love with them

kiera: omg ace valerian astor is so hot!
ella: whos that
kiera: my salnts row 3 oc

ella: you have hot oc syndrome

by kieralovedanny May 26, 2025