ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.

*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change

by kieralovedanny February 18, 2025

Urban Dictionary Team

Surprisingly Actaully really nice people.

Fixed a bug that I sent them a complaint about.

The urban dictionary team rejected my definition.

The urban dictionary team fixed a bug I complained about.

by kieralovedanny December 3, 2024

its not funny

when someone does something bad a numerous amount of times despite how many times theyve been told off for it

mum: its not funny how many times i have ive told you to stop going at bed at 6:00am and you still wont listen!
me: sorry im busy watching youtube i cant help it

by kieralovedanny June 9, 2025

fitted sheet syndrome

when you attempt to make your bed with a fitted sheet but one corner always, ALWAYS comes off. either during the night and you wake up with one corner off, or when you attempt to make your bed and one corner pops off.

danny: dude ive tried putting on this sheet for the past 10 minutes and one corner just wont stay on
kevin: you have some serious fitted sheet syndrome

by kieralovedanny September 13, 2025

Auxplosion

when your listening to music on your laptop and accidentally pull the headphone jack out causing music to blast. usually the most worse place for that to happen is in a public setting.

dude i was at school and listening to careless whisper and i accidentally yanked the jack out causing careless whisper to start blasting at 80% volume and everyone turned to me and i had to embarassingly mute my laptop. i hate Auxplosions.

by kieralovedanny August 17, 2025

Beyond help

Someone who is beyond all therapy and rehab.

My dad is beyond help.

by kieralovedanny December 5, 2024

No Return O'Clock

when its 3am on a school night and your contemplating whether going to bed and getting 4-5 hours of sleep or just pulling a all nighter

jacob: im so tired
ed: why?
jacob: i pulled a all nighter it was No Return O'Clock

by kieralovedanny August 13, 2025