Definitions by kieralovedanny
Diarripated
When someone rushes to the toilet and starts doing a constipated poo but a quarter way through it turns into diarrhea
chad: i cant believe i heard john being diarripated after eating all that ice cream
danny: i feel bad for the poor guy, that must suck
danny: i feel bad for the poor guy, that must suck
Diarripated by kieralovedanny October 11, 2025
Poor Mans Garage Sale
when an individual pulls up to a garage sale and is disappointed by the sales contents. can also be applied to car boot sales, yard sales and estate sales.
john went to this garage sale today trying to find some new games for his system but instead found a empty iphone box priced at 20 bucks, multiple old microwaves, and a hoodie with a hole in it. thats what i call a Poor Mans Garage Sale!
Poor Mans Garage Sale by kieralovedanny October 9, 2025
fitted sheet syndrome
when you attempt to make your bed with a fitted sheet but one corner always, ALWAYS comes off. either during the night and you wake up with one corner off, or when you attempt to make your bed and one corner pops off.
danny: dude ive tried putting on this sheet for the past 10 minutes and one corner just wont stay on
kevin: you have some serious fitted sheet syndrome
kevin: you have some serious fitted sheet syndrome
fitted sheet syndrome by kieralovedanny September 13, 2025
in the heat of the moment
when you have a phase of a crush and during that phase you think they are the hottest person in the world but when you get out of that phase you realize how ugly they are
kiera: ew, i cant believe i liked scott,hes so clapped
ella: you liked him?
kiera: yes it was in the heat of the moment
ella: you liked him?
kiera: yes it was in the heat of the moment
in the heat of the moment by kieralovedanny September 11, 2025
Auxplosion
when your listening to music on your laptop and accidentally pull the headphone jack out causing music to blast. usually the most worse place for that to happen is in a public setting.
dude i was at school and listening to careless whisper and i accidentally yanked the jack out causing careless whisper to start blasting at 80% volume and everyone turned to me and i had to embarassingly mute my laptop. i hate Auxplosions.
Auxplosion by kieralovedanny August 17, 2025
No Return O'Clock
when its 3am on a school night and your contemplating whether going to bed and getting 4-5 hours of sleep or just pulling a all nighter
No Return O'Clock by kieralovedanny August 13, 2025
Car Deodorant
the random deodorant you have in your car in case you forget to put it on at home.
they are typically roll on, however they can also be a spray.
they are typically roll on, however they can also be a spray.
Car Deodorant by kieralovedanny August 8, 2025