Pineapple eater

One who eats way too much pineapple before they have sex because they're insecure about what their cum tastes like.

Needless to say, doing this is stupid and you'll end burning Your tongue from how much pineapple your eating.
by kieralovedanny December 05, 2024
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Car Deodorant

the random deodorant you have in your car in case you forget to put it on at home.
they are typically roll on, however they can also be a spray.
chad: kiersten can you pass the car deodorant i smell horrible
by kieralovedanny August 08, 2025
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You are not alone

Something that everyone tells you when you tell them your suicidal
Kiera: I’m gonna kill myself for Scott
Therapist: hey you are not alone
by kieralovedanny July 03, 2025
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hot oc syndrome

Intentionally designing your OC to be your type and ending up falling in love with them
kiera: omg ace valerian astor is so hot!
ella: whos that
kiera: my salnts row 3 oc

ella: you have hot oc syndrome
by kieralovedanny May 26, 2025
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ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.
*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change
by kieralovedanny February 18, 2025
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Milk Breath

What one gets 5 minutes after guzzling Milk .
Usually it stinks and you have to brush your teeth after
Chad: hi guys!
Kirsten: ew Chad do you have milk breath
Chad: yea I just drank milk 5 minutes ago
Kirsten: Go brush your teeth your breath stinks of rotten milk
by kieralovedanny February 15, 2025
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Bang Energy

Stupid over advertised energy drink that I see everywhere and according to danny is illegal advertising.

The Founder of bang Jack owoc is a complete tool and got kicked out of a boutique for being to picky with his wife's wedding dress.
Danny and bang energy drinks don't mix well.

I hate bang energy because of the ads for it on tiktok.
by kieralovedanny December 03, 2024
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