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Definitions by kid named kieran

1. crass term for a vagine
2. used to describe sombody who is a scaredy cat and won't take the tiniest risk
definition 1
juelz: yo i got a big ass dick
kieran: bro you are 10 what the fuck
juelz: i gotta get good pussy
kieran: but why
arguments then ensue between juelz and kieran
definiton 2
jake: yo wanna hang out at the rocks at the beach
helena: but we might get caught and sent to jail for 149724 zeptoseconds
jake: bro you are a pussy
pussy by kid named kieran June 28, 2026

morning boner

when you get an aggressive boner for no reason when you wake up
person 1: why am i hard rn i just woke up
person 2: morning boner i guess
the best boss in the binding of Isaac
person 1: yo
dogma:BUT IF WE'RE ALL LIVING IN THE LIGHT OF GOD AS GOD IS IN THE LIGHT THEN WE HAVE FELLOWSIPS WITH EACH OTHER, AND THE BLOOD OF JESUS, HIS SON CLEANSES US FROM ALL SIN AS WE CLAIM WE HAVE NO SIN, WE ARE ONLY FOOLING OURSELVES AND NOT LIVING IN THE TRUTH BUT IF WE CONFESS OUR SINS TO HIM, HE IS FAITHFUL AND JUST TO FORGIVE US OUR SINS AND TO CLEANSE US FROM ALL WICKEDNESS
dogma by kid named kieran May 21, 2026
random ass word that hornet from hit 2018 metroidvania hollow knight
hornet: "SHAW! ADINO! HEGALE! GIT GUD!"
person 1: "so tuff vro"
Shaw by kid named kieran May 9, 2026
random ass word that hornet from hit 2017 indie metroidvania hollow knight screams when she does one of her attacks
hornet: SHAW! ADINO! HEGALE! GIT GUUUUD!!!
Shaw by kid named kieran May 2, 2026
if it exists, it is at least 1 person's fetish
Person 1: i saw some mf on deviantart who has a fetish for zombie krabby patties
Person 2: haha rule 49 go brrrr
rule 49 by kid named kieran May 1, 2026