kevin's definitions

B138

Bird 138 "Codename Chicken." 138th iteration of bird engineering by KFC.

It's top secret, B138.

by kevin October 26, 2003

meathead

A man who drinks heavily, then proceeds to, burp, fart, and break stuff.

Belushi in "Animal House"

by Kevin March 3, 2004

cutie pants

Pertaining to a female with amazing features, usually of face and body, that warrant mentioning to one's friends. Synonyms: bangin', gorgeous.

Now that girl...she is a cutie pants.

by Kevin October 5, 2004

wuhu

1. a very cool guy
2. a very cool guy on irc

I met this wuhu on irc and he is the coolest guy i ever met.

by kevin April 26, 2004

santa

A stalker.

How else does he know when youre sleeping, or when you're naughty or nice?

by Kevin December 30, 2003

soccer mom

A middle-aged, middle-upper class woman who generally drives an SUV, a minivan or a station wagon (the latter of which is rarely seen in this era), and lives in a suburban area such as Parsippany, New Jersey, my hometown. They believe that their children are the most important things in the world, and refuse to let them listen to any music other than Top 40 radio, play any violent video games, or let them watch TV without them nearby, as any of these could supposedly corrupt their fragile minds. They are generally members of the local PTA, and have their kids participate in as many after-school programs as possible, so they could have themselves some "me" time. They usually put soccer ball stickers on their bumpers, tailgates, or gas caps, and are especially notorious for popularizing the infamous "honor student" bumper stickers. Soccer moms are usually homemakers, especially if they have young children, and live of the income generated by their well-paid husbands.

My next-door neighbor Liz Gonzales is a soccer mom.

by Kevin January 9, 2005

bubcus

Rubbish, dumb, not right, untrue, a lie. Need I say more?

Person 1: Command and Conquer Generals had the best intro ever!
Person 2: That's bubcus! Oh, sorry, *quieter* That's bubcus.
Person 1: ?
Person 2: The baby's sleeping.

by Kevin September 3, 2006