kevin's definitions

omghai2u

A popular and short way to greet someone on the internet.

"hey dude!"

"omghai2u!"

by Kevin March 15, 2008

Bot

A forceful carrier of the odds.

That dumb bitch who gave me herpes was a bot.

by Kevin May 13, 2005

professional

a prostitute; the oldest professional

Your girl is loose; she aint nothing but a professional.

by Kevin May 17, 2004

goatsed

To be inadvertantly sent to Goatse.cx or another site, such as Tubgirl.com or Bakla.net, under the pretense of the site being an enjoyable experience or providing free CDs.

"So did you find free porn on shitxxx?" "No, turns out I'd been goatsed."

by Kevin August 4, 2003

notzees

the cool slang for hitler and his crew.

yo, these dudes are notzees!

by Kevin October 12, 2003

jar of flies

The 4th album/2nd EP released by the great band Alice In Chains. It contains 7 songs and was/still is the ONLY ep EVER to be #1 on the charts, let alone debut at it. Take that Godsmack.

How many EP's have debuted at #1? Just Jar of Flies.

by Kevin September 25, 2004

oxygen magnesium

Abbreviated form is OMg. Originally created to make fun of people who say OMG, so instead you would say "oxygen magnesium!!"

Unfortunately, it was later discovered that it would actually be magnesium oxide (MgO) but the joke still stands.

Some girl: Look at her shoes, aren't they ugly??
You (overhearing the above): Oxygen magnesium!! That's horrible!!

by Kevin December 6, 2003