kellen bellen watermelon's definitions

slamsies

to slam a cool one.

Sievert: I'm wasted!

by kellen bellen watermelon September 29, 2003

pizbang

A dirty, low-life individual with no self esteem; usually has some form of retardation or A.D.D.

may also have infinte amount of acne puss.

Look at aaron, he's a pizbang!

by kellen bellen watermelon October 1, 2003

ubershove

An ugly girl with a killer body.

Think of a supermodel with the face of Paul Reubens.

by kellen bellen watermelon September 29, 2003

hotcockles

A game that involves blindfolding little boys and making them feel around and grab someone. Once grabbed, the boy must guess who it is they are grabbing. If wrong, they get a naughty spanking.

Hey, stop playing hotcockles with those little boys!

by kellen bellen watermelon October 1, 2003

queaf

A suculent, hurricane-like blast hailing from the vaginal area.

Lucille, that's the loudest queaf I've ever heard!

by kellen bellen watermelon November 19, 2003