kelamist's definitions

Sortofsky

anything resembling russia or russian culture

i remember one pof those sortofsky guys standing by the bar cheering for Putin

by kelamist February 22, 2020

EnKi Time(s)

defines any anti-semitic -or purely anti-jewish- moment or period in time.

Sumerian god EnKi -and his Orion/Aryan Order- is the source for all the EnKi Time(s) the Israelites had to live through

by kelamist February 12, 2024

dög byte

a verbal or text based sarcastic message

an outspoken dög byte requires a certain level of intellect

by kelamist November 13, 2020

scroller

any gender older than 35yrs old who needs to scroll down a bit longer to state his/her date of birth while registering online is someone closer to getting old or being a scroller.

for my teenager daughter, i sure am a scroller

by kelamist April 21, 2017

bitterfly effect

post traumatic stress disorder triggered by bad memories

women who've been sexually abused in a certain period of their life tend to live the bitterfly effect even when they're watching TV or listening to news

by kelamist May 14, 2012

tunami

a small, virgin wave which is far from growing to be a large, tsunami wave

ure not supposed to observe a tsunami in Van Lake, Turkey but a tunami, only.

by kelamist November 23, 2016

Lexicop

a person who uses refined vocabulary with correct grammar and constantly browse through pages to reply to people's spelling mistakes(!) (in forums, facebook, chatrooms, etc.)

Lexicops on the information highway constantly browse through pages to reply to people who have terrible grammar and spelling form. Unlike the grammar nazis, lexicops do not act on their compulsive behavior. They are the very offical naysayers of The Universal Grammar Society. Grammar Nazis are not.

by kelamist September 14, 2018