3 definitions by keklord

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/s4s/ is the guy who asks the cripple ahead of him in line if he needs any help with his groceries

/s4s/ is first to get to the scene to see if anyone needs help with the car accident outside.

/s4s/ is the one who wrote you a letter while you were in prison that changed your life

/s4s/ is a passing student who makes passes for his young, attractive English teacher since they are dating and having consensual sex

/s4s/ is the guy loitering on Park Ave. that is always trying to give you pamphlets for the church of bale

/s4s/ is the one who handed his car to Good Will.

/s4s/ is the best friend that tags along for your first date and pays for everything like a gentleman throughout night. The decent girl you're trying to bag loves the date, /s4s/ laughs and takes you home when you're drunk, and you wake up to your house cleaned which /s4s/ did for you.

/s4s/ is the guy who calls a suicide hotline to request volunteer time.

/s4s/ is checking his privilege next time someone he may disagree with knocks on his door.

/s4s/ is someone who would never pay a hooker for anything, because his consensual sex life is out of this world

/s4s/ is the uncle who took you to do cool things and get ice cream

/s4s/ is still recovering in the hospital, after donating his kidney to a dying child

/s4s/ is the educated, informed, tolerant friend

/s4s/ is wonderful
"/s4s/ is like /b/ in the good olden days." - Oldfag

"/s4s/ is so much more sophisticated than that shithole /b/" - Average internet user

"Hur, hur, fucking retards" - Typical /b/ basement dweller
by Keklord October 13, 2013
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1) to roll virtual dice in World of Warcraft, default 1-100
2) the most honorable way to settle an argument
Robbie and I were fighting over the aisle seat on the airplane, so we had to login real quick and /roll for it.
by keklord November 25, 2010
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to insert three q-tips between ones fingers and proceed to use them as a comb.
I couldn't find a comb, so I had to wolverine it.
by keklord October 29, 2010
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