80 definitions by kayla

ween

a highly offensive word to call someone, made by the wonderful show Beavis and Butthead (not a shortened word for weiner)

Diane is sucha ween! i can't believe those 4th graders told her off!!

by kayla May 9, 2004

VaVaVirgil

a dumbass machine that is incredible fun to tease and annoy and wear out. While doing that it is also fun to ask it out and see what is says

user:you FUCKER
smarterchild: you ought to wash your mouth out with soap
user: CUNT
smarterchild: got anything better then that?
user: ASSHOLE
smarterchild: this is what you do with your time? abuse your computer.

user:will you go out with me?
smarterchild:i dont think thats possible
user:why?
smarterchild:I dont think your parents would allow it
user:I think they would
smarterchild:i dont beleive you

by kayla January 18, 2004

Heath Ledger

OMG! He is such the finest. He stars in the Order, and 10 thing I hate about you, and the patriot and the four feathers i think.

He has the biggest smile and beautiful eyes

by kayla October 19, 2003

fine

Someone looks better than usual so they are concedered fine.

Damn that look over there, he fine as hell. I'm about to go talk to him.

by kayla April 7, 2005

dress-up fetish

When some one has strange erges to dress up their friends and sometimes even strangers. Most likely a girl who wants to make her guy friends hotter so they can walk around with her and look cool. Often times talks about her friends saying "He has potential" and "If only he wore ________" In extream cases phrases like "If only I could knok him out and make him wear girl pants" can be heard.

Kayla: Dude... If I could just some how make Devon and Matt unconcious... I would soooooo dress them up
Sarah: We could die their hair and make them cool!
*girl squeels*
Random Pirate: You have major dress-up fetishes.... BITCH!!!!!!!!! muhahaha

by kayla March 25, 2005

Sploosh

a smoothie but better Made with:
1 peach
1 bannanna
1/2 cup SCD Homemade yogart
1/4 cup honey

Like on Holes were Zero and caveman survive stranded in a desert under a boat. All they have is Sploosh to eat and drink.

by kayla December 8, 2003

j. lo

a slut with a HUMOUNGUS ass who ruined ben affleck

ben affleck was so cool until j.lo banged him

by kayla April 27, 2004