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Definitions by karl hungus

Cat in a toilet 

The art of taking a domesticated feline, preferably an adult one and putting in a toilet bowl and closing the lid. It is a daunting chore akin to getting a dog into a bathtub. Very tricky, but once you have it down, it is pure joy.
Stacie was tired of that old tabby cat, so she put that cat in a toilet. And when she let it out, it ran out of the house and never came back. Great way to un-ass a stupid cat.

I never noticed how big Katlyn's mouthhole was until she crushed that cinnamon bun. I bet you could stuff your pork sword and your whole coin purse in her maw. It would be a task, like getting a cat in a toilet.
Cat in a toilet by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023
The sound and or proposition of a homosexual Russian to obtain a mouthful of cock so as the gag reflex is actually muffled by the breadth and depth of the intruding cock.
It is TK day again, You know that boner is back in his CHU waiting for his roommate ....OTTT...Giddens
OTTT by Karl Hungus January 11, 2023

Poop Noodle 

The extracted fecal matter when 'milked' from a penis that has engaged in either anal penetrative sex or when consummating the creation of an Alabama Hot Pocket. It is actually the cumulative mixture of semen, fecal matter and whatever other gelatinous material that is in the cavity as it is congealed and infiltrates the urethra of the male member's penis during said activities. It will sometimes flow out into a pile of coiled poop linguine, hence noodle as to be inclusive of all noodle types of all cultures and types of persons.
That faggot just pulled his dick out and squeezed out a perfectly formed poop noodle on Matt Lieber's ass neck.
Poop Noodle by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023

Inspection Shelf 

The flat horizontal portion of an European, Eastern European and Middle Eastern style commode, which function is to provide a surface in which fecal matter has a place to rest. This is so the distributor of said feces can inspect the item to gain insight on the health of his, her, they, them or otherwise's internal organs and fecal matter produciton efficiency.
I sure am thankful that these restrooms have a sufficient 'inspection shelf' for me to lay my log upon. If they didn't, I wouldn't have been able to determine that I did eat that much corn last night. I surely don't recall consuming that much.
Inspection Shelf by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023

Moistache 

Typically, a man's mustache grown to the point that it is panty dropper to say the least. It is as thick as it is long, and as full and lustrous as one could possibly dream of. It is a walking advertisement for mustache rides. Which only make it grow even more thicker.
Those hipsters are really trying to grow mustaches, but Thomas Magnum has a true moistache. You can tell by the way that it is. Sploosh!
Moistache by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023

Fat People Problem

A problem of fat people being when they see someone else eating, the eat also. Often to excess.
I was watching the Food Network last night and I wanted to go eat because of it, I may have a fat people problem.
adjective: peached
(of a task requiring little skill) carried out badly, carelessly or just plain sloppy. Particularly in the realm of off road motor sports. The past tense of this adjective is especially solidified when the participant cries about it not being their fault, when it definitely was.
"Did you see how he cased it after that baby launch ramp? You really peached that up!”
Peached by Karl Hungus October 6, 2020