kaisermonkey's definitions

nasal

To fuck someone up their nose.

"I gave my girl some mighty nasal last night, and now she's all stopped up."

by KaiserMonkey August 21, 2003

dumpusositous

(adj.) Of or relating to a dumpus or a dumpus-like action.

"Jim, you dumpusositous fuck, the lightbulb screws in CLOCKWISE!"

by KaiserMonkey August 27, 2003

poopie

(1) To take a shit.
(2) Pet name used for small dogs such as poodles.

(1) "I just made poopie on the congressman's car!"
(2) "Who's my wittle poopie doopy?"

by KaiserMonkey August 19, 2003

hammered

The state of mind in which one is beyond the reach of the normal world. In some cases a good thing, because it is easier to score while hammered than while sober.

"So I got way hammered last night, and woke up lying in a dark alley next to a girl I never met wearing a trash can on my head. It was awesome!"

by KaiserMonkey September 8, 2003

poopies

(1) Used as a substitute for 'shit' or 'crap' to express dismay.
(2) Fecal matter.

"Oh poopies, I just blew up your parents' house."
"brb, I have to make poopies."

by KaiserMonkey August 17, 2003

wank

(v.) To masturbate.
(adj.) A blow-off, something boring.

Bart: C'mon man, everyone knows the first day of school is a total wank!
Principal Skinner: If by 'wank' you mean 'educational experience' then by golly it is wanking time!

by KaiserMonkey September 7, 2003

box car racer

Suck ass band. All you people who say blink-182 sucks don't know what ur missing.

Yesterday I went to a Box Car Racer concert. Today I killed myself.

by KaiserMonkey September 6, 2003