fagbuns

1) a firm, stubbly guardian of fashionable justice.

2) a snuggly benefactor of fabulous-smelling gluteal ambition.

a: "dude do you have any moisturizer?"
b: "you're such a cute little fagbuns."

by kagus christ December 06, 2004

argument against life

a trivial inconvenience or negligibly unfavorable circumstance.

in the name of our lord and savior, this fucking song is an argument against life!

by kagus christ December 03, 2004

riding my jock

1. to dry-hump

2. to assert oneself with unnecessary or inexplicable tenacity, esp. when less aggressive means are readily available

see also: huffing on my piece

a. "can one of y'all please tag in? this bitch is riding my fucking jock!"

b. if unger keeps riding my jock about this fucking project, i'm just not fucking coming in tomorrow.

by kagus christ March 03, 2005

beatness

the state or quality of being lamentable, disfavorable, unfortunate.

"that fucking dog pissed on my tacos. beatness!"

by kagus christ October 30, 2003

busted up

1. in poor condition
2. the quality or state describing a woman whose vagina has suffered considerable traffic and is likely to be hosting sexually-transmitted infection.

"bra, i would hump your sister but she looks pretty busted up."

by kagus christ November 03, 2003

dissipated

behaviorally, cognitively, and emotionally incapacitated due to excessive drug use.

friend 1: "i think you over-beveraged."
friend 2: "i am a dissipated gentleman."

by kagus christ October 30, 2003

company man

one who is better described in terms of an organization than in terms of himself; one who has been successfully converted from a piece of humanity into a piece of technology.

stubblefield, that nihilist douche, fired you because he is a company man, and therefore has no involvement in the human social contract. god have mercy on our fucking souls; he is an argument against life.

by kagus christ December 03, 2004