june t's definitions

scrumpfle

When your dog is so excited to see you, he runs around, rubs on you, and acts like he wants to wrestle down on the floor.

Man, when I got home after work last night, Taco really scrumpfled me.

by june t March 20, 2010

scrumpfle

Causing something which is normally nice and neat to be all messed up

Who scrumpfled up that pile of nicely folded clothes?

by june t May 24, 2010

dork plug

That bluetooth thing that sticks out of your ear

That dork plug makes you look like Lt Uhuru from Star Trek

by june t June 8, 2010

shizzel

the burnt edge on a fried egg

Mom: What do you want for breakfast?
Jamie: I'll have fried eggs - but no shizzel!

by june t August 11, 2014

wheel meat

any deli-type meat that is cut into round slices

I'm out of cash so I have to eat wheel meat sandwiches until payday.

by june t May 14, 2015

opened a keg of fruit

a really powerful fart

Woo! Somebody opened a keg of fruit in here

by june t September 30, 2016

side talker

a person who stands 45 degrees to you when they talk to you

Do you notice that host on Dancing With The Stars always stands sideways when he talks? Yeah, he's one of those side talkers.

by june t October 26, 2015