judah maccabee's definitions

T.S.A.R.

abbreviation. That Shit Ain't Right.

he dumped you for a 20-year-old? T.S.A.R.

by judah maccabee April 17, 2009

beaver tennis

the act of performing cunnilingus to two women at the same time; the head of the 'giver' turns left & right, as in a tennis game

wow! that 3-way last night was great! I played Beaver Tennis with those two girls & almost wrenched my neck!

by judah maccabee August 13, 2008

kisshole

mouth; the "hole in your face" that you use to kiss others

"Wow, he's got a great kisshole."

by judah maccabee January 21, 2010

MLWA

"My Laughter Was Audible" aka "Laugh(ed) Out Loud" - the problem with the latter being overuse and near death as a web acronym; there are many web users who shy away from typing LOL even if they did, in fact, laugh out loud, for fear of sounding trite and cliche, hence a new acronym evolved to cover the same action.

"That was so funny."
"MLWA"

or

"I can't believe you did that"
"MLWA"

by judah maccabee January 8, 2010

WPWD

White Person With Dreads

A Caucasian hipster who thinks it's the height of racial respect to emulate the dreadlocks of an African American person, but it's actually inauthentic. ex: I was walking through the village and saw a WPWD who thought he was so cool... but he wasn't.

by judah maccabee July 12, 2010