flourfatty

The act of rolling an overweight woman in flour so you can find the wet spot thereby locating a hole to have sex.

While watching a guy leave the bar with a very large woman a chick turned to her friend and exclaimed, " Oh wow, that dudes going to have to flourfatty, LOL "

by jpg3 July 20, 2010

gun or run

To have a gun and be able to use it if needed or to be unarmed and have to run and hope for the best.

When the home invaders started kicking in the door it became a gun or run scenario and the owners were glad they had invested in that Remington 870 shotgun.

by jpg3 November 08, 2011

selfpossessed

To be so into yourself that nothing or nobody else matters.

Some people become so selfpossessed theres no helping them.

by jpg3 October 30, 2011

rantdumb messages

The constant sending of meaningless, nonproductive, silly, unintelligent random messages via text, inbox or cyberchat.

OMG I keep getting these rantdumb messages, just sayin'.

by jpg3 November 22, 2011

galactic gash

Any fuckable pussy found in outerspace, humanoid or alien.

Captain Kirk loved exploring any new galactic gash he could find, he would boldly go where no man had gone before.

by jpg3 April 05, 2011

NOT-A-FINGER

What someone says to somebody else when somethings not to be touched.

The old man hollered NOT-A-FINGER at the kid's because he didn't want them touching anything.

by jpg3 November 18, 2011

Losercide

Losercide is the act of blowing oneself up and killing numerous innocent people.
Usually committed by a wannabe martyr that thinks it will make them an instant hero.
A real martyr is a person who suffers torture, torment, great pain or misery for a long time rather than giving up their beliefs.

After two policemen wrestle a suspect to the ground, and disarm the explosives hidden beneath the individuals clothing, one cop says to the other " I'm glad that Losercide failed."

by jpg3 October 10, 2010