jpg3's definitions

shaddafuckup

This is the reply one should use when some idiot attempts to tell you how you should do something you already deal with on a regular basis and that they have never experianced and know nothing about.

Mr. Knowitall was once again getting on everyones nerves by telling them how they should complete the job when one individual shut him up by blurting out, "shaddafuckup".

by jpg3 May 11, 2011

fuckhug

To hug during fucking.

After sex cuddles are nice but a fuckhug is better.

by jpg3 September 17, 2011

internester

Someone having set up cozy comfortable places for themself all over the internet, so you can always find them there day or night at anytime.

If you are online twenty four seven you may be an internester.

by jpg3 November 11, 2011

depender

Someone that takes an ink pen from somebody else and never returns it. The depender uses various techniques such as asking to borrow a pen then keeping it or helping themself to a pen that was left unattended. This results in the owner of the missing pen being left without one.

After searching on the desk, in the drawers and then under it, for their favorite writing instrument but not finding it, the individual realized they had once again fallen victim to the mysterious depender.

by jpg3 November 28, 2011

faketography

To create a fake photograph.

There are pictures that look real made by using faketography.

by jpg3 June 1, 2015

turkeyfied

To be stuffed, like a turkey.

Lots of people are turkeyfied after a big Thanksgiving dinner.

by jpg3 November 27, 2014

pedo-netter

A slimeball that sends cybersex talk to a child on the internet.

Check your kids online activity 'cause there may be a fuckin' thirty or fifty year old pedo-netter getting off by sending children disgusting messages.

by jpg3 August 22, 2011