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Ossweepay

An alternative pronunciation of “asswipe”. Taken from an old SNL sketch with Nicolas Cage, where a soon-to-be father is struggling to find a name for his newborn son, worrying that any name would be made fun of by his son’s peers. It is later revealed by a telegram delivery man at the door that the father’s name is “Asswipe Johnson”. Mr. Johnson promptly corrects him saying “that’s OSSWEEPAY!!!”
Knock at the door: “Telegram for Mr. & Mrs. Asswipe Johnson!”

Asswipe Johnson: “That’s Ossweepay!”
by joseph blough February 3, 2023
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transverse digestion

An unfortunate birth defect whereby one’s digestive tract is reversed, causing one to eat with their ass and crap out of their mouth. The ass must be trained to chew food in the same manner as teeth. A serious side effect of transverse digestion is halitosis.
Derek: “Hey Mike, how come you never eat with us?”
Mike: “I didn’t want you to watch me eat with my transverse digestion condition.”
Derek: “So THAT’S why your breath stinks like shit!”
by joseph blough April 8, 2022
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Sky Brown

A twist on the term “sky blue”, “Sky Brown” is what happens when airplanes dump the contents of their human waste from the sky. Those who up to the heavens may have the misfortune of getting dumped on by a mountain of shit.
Don was looking up at the sky when it suddenly became sky brown, only to find himself covered in feces and piss shortly thereafter.
by joseph blough August 31, 2025
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Mount Feceuvious

When you take a massive shit so big it encompasses the entire toilet bowl, appearing like a mountain in the toilet.
Dave ate 40 Buffalo wings last night and ended up creating a Mount Feceuvious in the toilet the very next day.
by joseph blough October 12, 2022
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What Can Brown Do For You?

1) an ill-fated ad campaign for UPS.

2) it can come out of your ass to make you feel less full.
My stomach was gurgling and I felt so bloated. So I asked myself “what can brown do for you?” and proceeded to the nearest toilet to take a huge shit.
by joseph blough March 31, 2022
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Gastric Bypass

1) a bariatric surgery performed for rapid weight loss on severely obese people.

2) A bariatric surgical mishap where the surgeon mistakenly connects your esophagus to your ass and you end up shitting and farting out of your mouth.
Steve had gastric bypass surgery last year. He’s lost 200 pounds and looks great, except for the fact that he now has to stick his head in the toilet to poop.
by joseph blough July 6, 2023
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Rectal adventure

An act of climbing into the ass of a large person or animal, crawling through their digestive tract and eventually making their way out of the mouth.
Johnny started his rectal adventure when he inserted his head into the elephant’s butt and proceeded to crawl through a system of shit and acid until he was regurgitated out of the elephant’s mouth.
by joseph blough October 8, 2023
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