joseph blough's definitions

Feces Florentine

When you place ten pieces of shit upright in a circle to look like the bones in a Steak Florentine.

Guido the gourmet chef at Cafe Tuscany ran out of steak, so he improvised with a Feces Florentine.

by joseph blough January 2, 2025

gasasstic flatulence

A fart that is so explosive and smelly that it literally shakes the foundation of a building.

“Man, Joe just blew gasasstic flatulence so power and loud that the entire floor moved. No air freshener could remove the stench.”

by joseph blough March 25, 2022

greenarrhia

green diarrhea, resulting from excessive overeating of asparagus and other cooked green vegetables

Adam became a vegetarian and ate too many green vegetables last night. This morning he had a bad case of greenarrhia.

by joseph blough April 27, 2014

ASSdfghjkl

When someone sits on a computer keyboard and takes a shit on it.

Ryan decided to play a sick joke on Sal by crapping all over his open laptop. Sal saw what Ryan did and said “thanks for the ASSdfghjkl! Now clean it up and get the fuck out of here!”

by joseph blough December 31, 2022

Craptropolis

A large city that was once beautiful and safe that is now decrepit, crime-infested and contracting in population. A typical example would be Detroit, once the fifth largest city in America and now isn't even in the top 25. A craptropolis has hundreds of abandoned buildings, gang-infested streets, murders, robberies, carjackings, to name a few.

Hey man, wanna go to Chicago this weekend for some baseball and deep-dish?

No way man! Chicago is a Craptropolis and I don't want to get shot in the head!

by joseph blough October 20, 2022

Starship Pooper

When you lay on your stomach and fire a crap out of your ass toward the sky.

Kirk was lying on his belly naked when he fired a Starship Pooper out his ass into outer space.

by joseph blough April 15, 2022

EOTA

An acronym for "explosion of the ass". Simply put, it's when a volatile mix of food is consumed, resulting in a combination of explosive diarrhea and an extended loud and particularly smelly fart. Imagine eating a combination of hot wings, pizza and greasy cheeseburgers and the negative effects on the digestive tract. EOTAs can also result in the destruction of underwear, forcing one to go "commando" for the remainder of the day.

Jack went out with his buddies and treated himself to twenty sliders, onion rings and fries and frozen custard. Shortly thereafter he made a beeline to the toilet, where he had a nuclear EOTA that rendered the rest room uninhabitable for a week.

by joseph blough June 12, 2021