joseph's definitions

Babraham Lincoln

Sinlimar to aberham lincoln, Babraham lincoln is slightly more violent. First, the top begins fucking the bottom. While fucking the bottom, the top donkey punches the bottom until unconsious. The top then jacks off onto the unconsious bottom's face. Finally, the top shaves the bottom's pubes and places them on the cum he has just jizzed on the bottom's face.

Top:Baby, I want to give you a big sloppy Babraham Lincoln!
Bottom:hehe...that sounds fun. what is it?

by Joseph February 8, 2005

afshin

the greatest guy in the workd

by joseph August 28, 2003

Castrate

The process of cutting off a male's genitals.

I'll castrate you with a chicken's beak if you say pwn is pronounced "pween" one more time.

by Joseph September 18, 2004

yabos

(n) Breasts of a female human, especially those of a larger variety

"She has YABOS that would make a trappist monk scream yahoo."

by Joseph November 28, 2003

figgina

Means, I am about to. Derived from the Southern "I am fixing to do something."

I'm figgina go get something to eat.

by Joseph January 12, 2004

bam

bam is a turndown word for something another person said... or not giving the person dignity due to them saying something extremely stupid

John: why are the wooden benches so hard

Jackson: BAM!!!... I will not dignify that with a response

by Joseph June 5, 2004

peardrax

A soft drink made out of pear.

Peardrax tastes soooo good..

by Joseph June 5, 2004