jonny k's definitions

Nork Tortion

The distance that a womans nipples move apart when she takes her bra off.

Staying as they are being the level of zero and inward movement being a near impossible feat that should provide amazement.

Wow man, that woman is perfect, she has zero nork tortion!

by Jonny K July 23, 2008

shiawase

Japanese word for happiness.

Shiawase desu ka? (are you happy?)

by Jonny K October 16, 2003

chocky

A nasty pocky immitator. Tastes like chalk and has taken the pocky box graphics.

Dude gimme some chocky, i wanna burn it.

by Jonny K October 16, 2003

gurin tee

The japanese spelling for green tee.

Gurin Tee!? WTH is that?

by Jonny K October 16, 2003

foondart

one who breaks wind while bathing and then eats the bubbles

Leroy is the only admitted foondart in our whole school.

by Jonny K March 23, 2003

gluzman

the art of being a dumbass, being an assface, being a complete moron

getting lost in your own house, yo dude you jsut pulled a gluzman

by jonny k June 12, 2003