enword

a politically correct substitute for the "n-word".

my friend was in trouble for using the "n-word", but now he says enword and everyone is happy.

by jonesberger August 24, 2018

Dick Twins

when you are watching porn and the guys dick looks just like yours.

I just watched a video with a celebrity and realized my dick was almost identical.

I saw my friend while we were pissing and noticed we are definitely not dick twins.

by jonesberger August 26, 2021

Effin Ree

it is the nice way to call your friend a Fucking Retard.

Dude... you spilled the bong!! you Effin Ree!!!!

by jonesberger March 17, 2019

doppelwanger

when you're watching porn and notice the guys dick looks exactly like yours.

Oh my god that dude is totally my doppelwanger

by jonesberger January 04, 2021

Beerpal-tunnel syndrome

a medical condition that affects your dominant drinking arm

He's drinking with his left hand because his right arm has beerpal-tunnel syndrome

by jonesberger October 09, 2018

SAHD

It stands for Stay At Home Dad but is spoken as sad.

Tom- 'I just talked to Mike and he sounded weird'
Bill- 'It's alright bro he's just a SAHD"

by jonesberger December 03, 2020

seeword

a politically correct term for "cunt". it is closely related to the enword.

In the UK cunt is still acceptable.

Did you just see what that enword seeword just did!?

by jonesberger October 22, 2019