Definitions by jonathon marathot

shelliot crabwards 

Shelliot Crabwards is a niche internet microcelebrity who just loves eating crustaceans. When he walks around, he has to be very careful that his nose doesn't hit the wall. every time Shelliot sneezes, it measures on the richter scale. He's the richest man you know, but is always somehow asking for money.

I think shelliot crabwards is Jewish!
His feet smell so nice.

shelliot crabwards by jonathon marathot October 9, 2023

Gravy

The thicc brown substance your mum puts on her wontons.

Jared - what does your mum have on her wontons?

Chelsea - oh just gravy.

Gravy by jonathon marathot October 25, 2019

Fun Sponge 

Someone who soaks up all of the fun.

Matthew - that Logan is a real fun sponge isn't he?

Yannick - yeah a real egg.

Fun Sponge by jonathon marathot October 25, 2019