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Definitions by john stromboli

ezpzlmnsquez 

A fancier version of "easy peasy lemon squeezy" if you pronounce it correctly
ezpzlmnsquez
ezpzlmnsquez by john stromboli February 15, 2023

ur bestie molestie 

WARNING:
if you say this everyone on earth will fucking die
Joe 1: ur mom gay
Joe 2: ur dad lesbian
Joe 1: ur wife has no life
Joe 2: ur bestie molestie
Joe 1: oh fuck-
ur bestie molestie by john stromboli December 29, 2022

tygvqwerasdfzxcuiophjklbnm

When you are so bored you make a border in the middle of the keyboard and then type all the letters in the two sections you just made
tygvqwerasdfzxcuiophjklbnm

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qwaszxcdertyuioplmnbvfghjkl

Frederick Quicksilver 

mother, i have just committed homicide on a man
put an armed weapon against his cranium
pulled the firing mechanism via my finger, now he has died
Frederick quicksilver was also in the music band named matriarch

what time is it 

"it's time for lunch"
- Mr grouper
what time is it
what time is it by john stromboli November 27, 2022

iwbnfouevcmsiehwvudbqvGovernment 

"iwbnfouevcmsiehwvudbqvGovernment."

Winston Churchill