john stromboli's definitions

marples

What George Harrison and Ringo Starr play while John and Paul write songs, along with marbles.

Woman: What do you and Ringo do while John and Paul write songs?
George: We play marbles. Or marples.

by john stromboli March 3, 2025

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You tried your best to spell fuck with the left side of the keyboard.

Zaqwersazxddsazxqazdzx

by john stromboli August 5, 2022

disp

Short for dispenser. Used in Team Fortress 2.

Joel: this dumb Spy keeps sapping my disp

by john stromboli October 27, 2020

your hubby a teletubby

Worse than your granny tranny, worse than your sister a mister, worse than everything. Your opponent will get on one knee and lick your damn feet clean if you say this.

your hubby a teletubby
some random bro: i serve you my master

by john stromboli December 14, 2021

Meerkat on a lid

When you accidentally shit on the toilet lid.

Joel: Shit, I just put a meerkat on a lid.
Vince: Your mom is SO going to kill you dude.

by john stromboli September 15, 2020

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How the fuck did you get here

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by john stromboli March 2, 2024

master woog

Master Oogway but translated from Pig Latin to English

Master woog

by john stromboli August 5, 2022