john stromboli's definitions

ur bestie molestie

WARNING:
if you say this everyone on earth will fucking die

Joe 1: ur mom gay
Joe 2: ur dad lesbian
Joe 1: ur wife has no life
Joe 2: ur bestie molestie
Joe 1: oh fuck-

by john stromboli December 29, 2022

tygvqwerasdfzxcuiophjklbnm

When you are so bored you make a border in the middle of the keyboard and then type all the letters in the two sections you just made

tygvqwerasdfzxcuiophjklbnm

by john stromboli December 29, 2022

qwaszxcdertyuioplmnbvfghjkl

how the FUCK did you find this

qwaszxcdertyuioplmnbvfghjkl

by john stromboli December 29, 2022

Frederick Quicksilver

mother, i have just committed homicide on a man
put an armed weapon against his cranium
pulled the firing mechanism via my finger, now he has died

Frederick quicksilver was also in the music band named matriarch

by john stromboli November 27, 2022

what time is it

"it's time for lunch"
- Mr grouper

what time is it

by john stromboli November 27, 2022

iwbnfouevcmsiehwvudbqvGovernment

What Winston Churchill once said

"iwbnfouevcmsiehwvudbqvGovernment."

Winston Churchill

by john stromboli August 5, 2022

master woog

Master Oogway but translated from Pig Latin to English

Master woog

by john stromboli August 5, 2022