john's definitions

Nails

Another way of saying "no"

G1- You want some yay
G2- Nails

by John December 10, 2003

Xanga

An online journal or diary like Weblog, My-diary, Livejournal, etc., etc.. People post as they would in an actual journal or diary.

I write stupid stereotypes on urbandictionary about people who have xanga; except I know all this because I...
A) Actually have one and actively maintain the page on a daily basis.
B) Have no life of my own and scan other peoples depressing pages so that I don't feel like my life sucks worse
C) Am just pissed because I tried to steal someone else's HTML and couldn't quite figure out how to insert it into my own code and the page quit working.

by John December 11, 2003

flipynif

a person who raises hell online in chat rooms.

fuck you and the grandma you rode in on.

by john December 12, 2003

Licalotopuss

Lesbian dinosaur

A dinosaur that licks another dinosaurs pussy and the reason for the extinction of dinosaurs.

by john December 12, 2003

Blub Blub Blub

When a child drowns in the bathtub because he is pissing me off and i'm hungover

Dunk his head.....blub blub blub argle bargle

by john December 12, 2003

rustic

Ron neal

ron neal is rather rustic rouldn't you say?

by john December 12, 2003

WAL-MART

A place where 500 pound lardo's come to ride around on scooter's ich their asses and buy junk food and ride around the store all day looking at stuff because they have nothing better to do.

Hey sir, could you get me 10 bags of pork groins.

by JOHN December 13, 2003