john's definitions

hot chilies

A simple exclamation of happiness when something sensical will not do. It is an obscure reference to both Mexicans (though not hateful) and some sort of food.

If one were ever to open a hot chilies stand, it would have to be served out of gondola. Why? It just does, even though it makes no sense. It's logical in an illogical way. To panhandle this food, one would yell, "Gondola hot chilies for sale!"

An Example Conversation

John: "Wow, this is fun!"
Chris: "Yeah it is."
(awkward silence)
Andrew: "Hot chilies!"
John: "Gondola hot chilies..."
Andrew: "... for sale"
Chris laughs.

by John February 14, 2004

unc

Greatest basketball team to ever play in the NCAA, has won 4 national titles, and recently beat Illinios to win the 2005 NCAA title.Their rivals are Duke which have the ugliest players, ugliest coach, and just basically suck. Everything>>>>>Duke.

Duke sucks, UNC rules.

by John April 21, 2005

BringerUK

A godlike figure when gaming is concerned.

Oh my god thats guys BringerUK!

by John July 6, 2003

enculé

french word for fucker,
litterally means fucked in the ass.

the english equivalent would be mother fucker

"vas te faire voir enculé!"

by john December 9, 2004

jizz burgler

1. Someone who makes their profession by stealing seimen.
2. big fat slut.

1. Boy, your mom sure makes a lot being a jizz burgler!
2. Your mom is a jizz burgler.

by John March 30, 2003

jig juice

the incredibly thick, gloopy, slimy white stuff that is forcefully ejected from the piss-hole of a black man's penis during his sexual orgasm.

"that jennifer lopez sure has swallowed alot of jig juice!"

by john March 16, 2003

system

short form of system of a down

"did you get the new system album 'steal this album'?"
"yea it was kickass"

by John March 27, 2005