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WAL-MART

A place where 500 pound lardo's come to ride around on scooter's ich their asses and buy junk food and ride around the store all day looking at stuff because they have nothing better to do.
Hey sir, could you get me 10 bags of pork groins.
by JOHN December 13, 2003
mugGet the WAL-MARTmug.

pecker popper

to put an object like a pen in your dickhole and pop your prostate gland.
by john April 25, 2003
mugGet the pecker poppermug.

Dooglits

Who she got some dooglits
by John November 13, 2003
mugGet the Dooglitsmug.

taht

a misspelling of "that" that no one bothers to correct. Commonly occurrs in instant messaging conversations
i never saw taht show i should watch it sometime...
by John February 2, 2004
mugGet the tahtmug.

tccic

Take care 'cause I care. usually used for text messaging
by John December 19, 2004
mugGet the tccicmug.

towny

local scum who hang around the railings wearing ill fitting tracksuits, one nike glove and one of them crap nike hats on top of their head. they mainly spend all day smoking and harassing passer bys. they also never attend school as they are little fuckers and make everyones lives a misery. townies are the scum of the earth and should all be killed theres no doubt about it. they waste there live inbreeding and robbing and trying to be black people, mainly gangster cunts.
the bingham railing crew who stand all day smoking and drinking whilst odeling passer bys for money and fags, then beat up people for no apparent reason but to impress each other
by john December 5, 2003
mugGet the townymug.

Bernet

hard core mobster. fears no man. mafia hitman who kills for free. the word bernet comes from a scottish mobster who would always kill for less.
yo, nigga dont step ta dis I'm the deffinition of Bernet........
My Dawg steve will go strait up bernet on ya ass.
any fool who stands up to bernet is a man any man who runs from bernet is a dead fool ya heard......
by John December 6, 2004
mugGet the Bernetmug.

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