john's definitions
the burning red ring that occurs around your asspucker after eating the worst of worst spicy foods, after you have already shit 4 or 5 times.
by John May 13, 2005
Get the asschapmug. 1.Refrence to the 2000 U.S. Presidential Elections where after contested ballot results and recounts in Florida, the Supreme Court decided George W. Bush as President. Some contest that when the ballots were recounted Bush did not actually win the election, thus critics to the process coined this phrase.
2. The title to Radiohead's sixth album which could be in refrence to the above definition.
2. The title to Radiohead's sixth album which could be in refrence to the above definition.
by John November 20, 2003
Get the hail to the thiefmug. 
that belgian waffle looks scrumdiddilyumptious!!!
by john February 18, 2003
Get the scrumdiddilyumptiousmug. The tangy yellow spread secreted from the anus during copulation - often used as a spread on chicken sandwiches.
by John November 12, 2003
Get the Butt Mustardmug. by John January 24, 2005
Get the indian givermug. When an rectum is so stretched out from anal sex that you can shine a flashlight inside and see terds.
by John December 26, 2003
Get the ass cavemug.