john's definitions

irish

The best goddammed race in the whole fucking world. Survived centuries of bastard English invasions.Love black humour.

Have you any Irish in you?
Not tonight,no

by John February 2, 2004

Retro Revival

A group of musicians from as early as 2001 until the present. Commonly swing guitar brands such as Rickenbacker, in both guitar and bass. Dress like twat wannabe 50's bands. Watch as they play live and struggle to play their instruments and look up at the audience at the same time. Many 'muso' wannabe's listen to Retro Revival, such as Henry Bilinsky. Band's are often formed by eastern suburb private school boys, and in turn a garage band is born and thus coined "retro revival". RR bands are a favourite at various Sydney gay clubs.

Franz Ferdinand, Jet, The Eels.

by john January 3, 2005

grunties

female labia

would you mind if I touch your gruntie Cynthia?

by John January 28, 2004

unland

the standars measurement of fatness. used in relative to a math teacher who lives in california

:dude you're like 35 unlands fat.
:eea right your mom's like 3x as fatter as an elephant in unlands

by john January 19, 2004

Peanut butter Waffle

The act of spreading peanut butter on the male genitilia before jizzing and stuffing it in a toaster, therefor short-circuiting the toaster and giving a massive orgasm.

John did a Peanut utter waffle on power level 10 and killed himself.

by John January 9, 2004

Thrash

A yahoo chatroom category that should not share rooms with punk and ska. In fact, none of those should mix in public. It's like dropping different kinds of large predatory cats in the same pit.

Go there and see for yourself. they just slag each other all day long.

by John November 25, 2003

mom

to stephany-alley

stephany:hi mom
alley:hello daughter

by john May 4, 2003