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biscut

A game in which a group of guys circles around a biscut and masturbates. The last guy to ejaculate, must eat the biscut.
Biscut! Biscut! Biscut!
by John February 11, 2004
mugGet the biscutmug.

Adopt A Highway

Are you going to the Adopt A Highway concert tonight?
by John October 17, 2004
mugGet the Adopt A Highwaymug.

WMD

1. WMD: Weapon of Mass Destruction - chemical, biological, or nuclear weapon capable of causing massive damage or massive casualties.

2. WMD: Weapon of Mass Deception - Bush administration information spin team

3. WMD: Words of Mass Deception - About anything and everything Mr. George W. Bush, Mr. Dick Cheney, Mr. Colin Powell (General, USA, retired) or 2. above have told the U.N., congress, and the American People about 1. above in Iraq.
Mr. Bush paraphrased: "Iraq has WMD. I don't need the approval of the U.N., congress, or the American people to attack Iraq and destroy the WMD." then later, "There really was no WMD, but the people of Iraq are better off."

Translation: The end justifies the means.

Resulting Bush Foreign Policy: Military might makes right.
by John June 27, 2004
mugGet the WMDmug.

Merci

Merci is an angel on Earth
by john March 9, 2004
mugGet the Mercimug.

Schrub

A name used to define the sexual reproductive organs of robell, also responsable for secreting his trademark odor. "see babypoosmell" It is basically a flap of skin with blemishes all over it.
you are so ugly your appearance is comparable to that of a schrub.
by john November 29, 2003
mugGet the Schrubmug.

SNL turds

Actors who are crapped out of that liberal comedy stink bomb: SNL, and who go on to make terrible movies that suck. Almost everyone who has left saturday night live since 1990.
adam sandler, the fat guy who died, wil ferrel, molly shannon, adam sandler, guy in 'taxi', the black guy, the other black guy
by john October 24, 2004
mugGet the SNL turdsmug.

JJ bus

The retard bus. In Lake County Ohio we used to have a bus company that had the short bus' that used to transport the retards to school. The company name was JJ something, hence the name.
Hey... look at all the retards on the JJ bus.
by John November 20, 2004
mugGet the JJ busmug.

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