john's definitions

Clarita

From the little Filipina Clarita of Gubat. The word is Latin derived which means little Clara. Clara is derived from the Medieval name derived from Latin clarus "clear, bright, famous". Saint Clare, a follower of Saint Francis of Assisi, left her wealthy family to found the order of nuns known as the Poor Clares. This is also the name of an Irish county which was named for the Norman invader Richard de Clare (known as Strongbow), whose surname is derived from an English river.

Hi Clarita! It's me John.

by John March 27, 2005

kinfolk

family of yours

My kinfolk own that land.

by John October 18, 2003

schledium

An average sized penis

He claimed he had a schlong but it was just a schledium

by John September 5, 2003

dustache

a very light almost imperceptible moustache, usually found on adolescent boys. When found with a mullet, it becomes a Dirtstick

Jeff looks like he's getting a dustache

by John March 6, 2003

metrosexual

Any past contestants of Queer Eye For The Straight Guy

I Can't Believe It's Not GAY

by John November 12, 2003

crotch plug

A That-Time-Of-The-Month Hygiene Product

OMG Why the hell is there a crotch plug on the toilet

by John September 28, 2006

pumpkin monster

Uppity asshole/bitch who tans excessively and is always orange.

Ugh, Tammy was trying to hit on me but she was all fucking tanned orange. I wouldn't touch that filthy pumpkin monster with a ten-foot pole.

by JOHN February 10, 2004