john's definitions

Goody gumdrops

A sarcastic usage of which expresses happiness or pleasure.

"I'm going to give you $1,000"
"Goody gumdrops"

by john February 25, 2004

expanchise

When there are already enough franchises in the NFL, NBA or MLB and some wanna-be city wants to validate itself it petitions for a new team or expanchise.

Cleveland has forced Baltimore into creating an expanchise, the Ravens, so they could keep the Browns.

by John January 10, 2004

Anti Squirrel Coalition

Semi paramilitary group with the harge of defending the world against the threat of squirrel world domination. Originally based in Michigan, the ASC HQ was moved to Kentucky from which the war against the tree rats is coordinated to this day.

ASC special forces often go into the woods to gather intelligence and engage Enemy forces.

by John February 8, 2004

sexoholic

A person that is obssessed and/or addicted with the act of sex.

Many guys are sexoholic.

by John June 26, 2004

Type R

Type Ricer, sticking a type r sticker on your car and thinking it adds power see ricer

That stock civic can run the quarter mile in 10 seconds with that type R sticker!

by john March 18, 2003

plastic man

umm i dont get why if hes made of rubber hes called plastic man.

by john October 29, 2003

turdbaster

(Sl.) Derog. term for one deemed of low moral fibre; Poss. reference to homosexuality. TURD, BASTER

Oi wiffbag, quit being such a turdbaster, you fucking waster!

by John September 10, 2003