10 definitions by john the heeb

Clitslap

The action of pulling back the cliteral hood and slapping or smaking the clitoris.

"Becky, while John was eating me out last night he give clitslap... I nearly hit the ceiling.. it weas awesome."

by john the heeb December 6, 2008

Retail Foreplay

(N) Purchasing gift(s) for some one with the expressed hope that they sleep with you.

John bought Stacey a pearl necklace as retail foreplay. It certainly paid off. She blew him before the gift wrap hit the floor.

by john the heeb January 10, 2012

girlsticles

(n) female testicles

(n) bravery worthy of a real man displayed by a woman

(adj) Ballsy

"Jeanna showed some real girlsticles by going skydiving"

"Linda, I don't want to go in there, Eric is with his new girlfriend."
"Stacey, grow some girlsticles and show him what he's missing"

"Damn, did you see the set of girlsticles on Candice, she just punched that dude"

by john the heeb May 3, 2009