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Ethnic fart 

A person who passes incredibly foul smelling gas that comes from eating hot, spicy food from a specific culture or country. Mexican, Ethiopian and Chinese food are examples of food that can easily lead to these types of farts. fart, passing gas, pooting, break wind, rip one, gaseous anomaly, silent but deadly, flatulence, cut the cheese
No man, don't try to tell me that was a dead skunk we rolled past. You just let an ethnic fart! My eyes are watering bro!
Ethnic fart by joecoolthefool June 28, 2016

Hip hop hippies 

Black hippies that you often see leading social movements. You can identify them by the afros, braids, dreadlocks and baggy tie-dyed clothing they wear as a nod to the late sixties racial equality protests.

They push an agenda of black empowerment by marching, protesting and demanding social change when their focus should be on economic change. black, hippies, black hippies, social change, racial equality, racism, revolution, movement, BLM, black lives matter, black power, urban hippie, hippie chic, urban hippie chic, hipster, hiphop hippie, hip hop hippie
There have been a ton of protests for justice ever since that kid was shot in the back. It's tragic John, but I'm tired of the hip hop hippies creating so much drama. Brian, you have no sympathy?!

hip-hop homosexual 

The closeted lesbian, gay and bisexual rappers that make rap and hip hop music about how they are tough and sleep with a lot of women, but secretly are gay or bisexual. Most of these artists live on the down low, but some of them romantically hug and kiss other male rappers in public. No judgment, just saying. rappers, hip hop artists, rap, hip hop, down low, LGBT, gay with a side of straight, hollywood straight
Did you just see those two guys kiss each other on the lips. What was that about?! That dude's a hip-hop homosexual.

Raise your level 

To push harder to be better in every way. step up your game, to improve, to get better, stronger, faster, smarter, get your head right, get hard
Come on man, you gotta raise your level if you want to go to the NBA.

mom facial 

Moms use their spit and a napkin or kleenex to clean the lips and face of their children. You realize that it's not sanitary, but it gets the job done. napkin, facial wipe, mom, mother, momma, child, children, kid, multitask, clean, wipe
It took me back to my youth when I saw a mother in the waiting room doing a mom facial on her kid.
mom facial by joecoolthefool June 22, 2016

mom facial 

Moms use their spit and a napkin or kleenex to clean the lips and face of their children. You realize that it's not sanitary, but it gets the job done. napkin, facial wipe, mom, mother, momma, child, children, kid, multitask, clean, wipe
It took me back to my youth when I saw a mother in the waiting room doing a mom facial on her kid.
mom facial by joecoolthefool June 22, 2016

Jamaican standoff 

A dispute between two people or two groups that is settled by smoking marijuana. marijuana, weed, doobie, blunt, ganja, Mary Jane, cannabis, joint, reefer, Mexican standoff
Our frat got together to confront the frat at the other school over who gets the best seats at the college football game. Instead of a fist fight, we had a Jamaican standoff and a keg. It's all good.