A booger that flies out of your nose and hits the person your talking to in the face. booger, nose boogey, snot , nasal mucus, nose, food bullet
I was so embarrassed, I met this beautiful woman and just as I thought I might try to kiss her, a booger bomb shot from my nose onto her forehead. I hope she didn't feel it.
by joecoolthefool May 05, 2016
The physical altercation instigated by an Uber passenger against the driver. The passenger may be drunk, on drugs or upset about the cost of the ride. Uberbeating, Uber, Uber driver, Uber passenger, Uber fight, Uberflirting
by joecoolthefool March 19, 2016
Someone who contracts both the Covid-19 virus and the flu. The illnesses may strike separately or at the same time. It may also be called the Coronaflu. Covid-19, coronavirus, flu, flu season, coronaflu, CDC, emergency department, respirator, ventilator, hydrochloroquine, vaccine
I had a rough spring, I got FluCovid-19. What is that Ted?! I got the flu even though I had a flu shot and then had to go to the ER a month later and was diagnosed with Covid-19.
by joecoolthefool April 22, 2020
The small round pieces of poop that a person struggles to expel while going to the bathroom. The person squeezes hard and rocks back and forth on the toilet to get them to finally come out. They make a 'plop' sound as they splash into the toilet.
I was in a hurry this morning, but had to stop and take a giant dump. I was stuck on the toilet though forever because those darn pooplins wouldn't get out of me. doo-doo nuggets, tiny terds, poo-poo pieces, poo-poo popcorn, terdlets, poo-poo, doo-doo
by joecoolthefool April 30, 2015
People who own numerous handguns and rifles and are always looking to buy more, but often struggle to pay their bills or care for their family.
Dale has got the best gun collection in Louisiana, but the bank is foreclosing on his home. How can this be?! Rodney, Dale is trigger rich. gun rich, gun crazy, gun nuts, gun show, hunter, hunting, shoot
by joecoolthefool May 19, 2015
Arching your back and sticking out your butt while standing or walking, as you would if you were doing a squat, to make your butt look bigger than it really is. A move frequently performed by models and pornstars with flat butts to fit the current trend of bigger butts.
There are a lot of beautiful girls at this bikini competition, I better do some booty squatting to give myself an edge. big butt, big ass, badonkadonk, pawg, whooty, black girl booty, black girl butt, thong competition
by joecoolthefool January 23, 2015
The numerous types of smartphone covers that protect the phone if it's dropped. smartphone, iphone, prophylactic, condom, Apple, Microsoft, Google, android, ios, pc, smartphone case
I'm lucky that I had an iphone case, my phone wasn't damaged after falling 20 feet down a hill. The case is a smartphone prophylactic, I only wish condoms protected that well.
by joecoolthefool June 04, 2016