joe momma's definitions

shmooze

the stuff that comes out when a guy climaxes

ah shit, you shmoozed all over the bed.

by joe momma May 27, 2003

sexygreat

Originated in August 2004 when an overweight alcoholic found no existing words appropriate to describe his stylish disciples. Combination of "sexy" and "great," but is most often used ironically. Can be used to describe something that is both sexy and great, but this object/individual must be so smokin hot that no one mistakes your affection for sarcasm.

The dude at the gas station is sexygreat.

or

Jared Leto used to be sexygreat but now he looks like a woman.

by Joe Momma January 2, 2005

shaggy 2 dope

proof that 2days music is shit

man...shaggy 2 dope is soo fucked.

by joe momma January 19, 2005

betanshit

stupid fucktard whose car and money are the ones that has friends, not him.

A fucktard

run man, here comes betanshit!

by joe momma June 7, 2004

Triple j

another word for shit!

shit shit shit shit shit shit shit

by joe momma January 18, 2005

atomic betty

An over rated cartoon recently added to the Cartoon Network line-up.

Not funny, not cool that pretty much describes it.

by JOE MOMMA June 11, 2005

tard

One who thinks lizard eggs may have crawled up one's ears while they are sleeping leading to a minute amount of pain in lower left ear lobe.

Natasha Abbot would be an excellant example a common everyday tard.

by Joe Momma August 30, 2004