joe cool's definitions

Mushroom Welt

(See Cocksmack) The welt left by the head of a circumsized cock after a bitch gets out of line when giving you head and needs to get smacked upside her head.

Oh man, it's turns out that bitch was a biter and I had to leave her with a vicious mushroom welt!

by Joe Cool February 5, 2004

cow puncher

the process of blindfolding a cow and punching it with boxing gloves on.

"hey man, lets go to the strip club!"
"naah, i got some cow punching to do."

by Joe Cool March 31, 2005

lolsan

(interjection) derived from the japanese word for "friend" and the english for "to laugh out loud". used in english, spanish, and french.

"¡Fue bueno Heesan! ¡Lolsan!"

by joe cool June 18, 2004

hobo salt

using the salt from sweat to cook with food

"Hey Josh, pass me the table salt" "Sorry man, all out" "okay, i'll just use my sweat"

by Joe Cool March 31, 2005

erstwhile

See dictator

All erstwhiles should be deposed from their abused positions of power.

by Joe Cool February 15, 2003

Tard Crusher

Someone not of full mental capability.

Often used to describe someone with blond hair and blue eyes and glasses.

Also known as "The Milky Bar Kid"

A boy who works with computers around 20years old

by Joe Cool February 18, 2005

gak

Substance found under a food producing machine.

There is Gak under the mayo pump.

by joe cool May 13, 2005