Urban Dictionary: Definitions by joe cool

gak

Substance found under a food producing machine.

There is Gak under the mayo pump.

gak by joe cool May 13, 2005

spick to hispanic people is the same as nigger to black people

Spick by joe cool May 13, 2005

using the salt from sweat to cook with food

"Hey Josh, pass me the table salt" "Sorry man, all out" "okay, i'll just use my sweat"

hobo salt by Joe Cool March 31, 2005

the process of blindfolding a cow and punching it with boxing gloves on.

"hey man, lets go to the strip club!"
"naah, i got some cow punching to do."

Someone not of full mental capability.

Often used to describe someone with blond hair and blue eyes and glasses.

Also known as "The Milky Bar Kid"

A boy who works with computers around 20years old

Tard Crusher by Joe Cool February 18, 2005

Round ,squishy, play toys usually found on women but in some strange occurences they are found on men.

Did you see the boobies on that girl?
or
Haha, that man's boobies are bigger than your mom's!!!

boobies by joe cool October 26, 2004

(interjection) derived from the japanese word for "friend" and the english for "to laugh out loud". used in english, spanish, and french.

"¡Fue bueno Heesan! ¡Lolsan!"

lolsan by joe cool June 18, 2004