joe 's definitions

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

The way the letters are arranged on the Qwerty keyboard

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm instead of abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?

by Joe September 28, 2004

Sticky pit

When you're jerking off and shoot your load into your arm pit hair.

Hey Joe, I shot my load all the way into my armpit hair this morning.

by joe September 29, 2004

bustle in your hedgerow

Lyrics found in Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin. In reverse translates to:
"And all the evil fools who made us suffer, sad Satan"

Also interpreted as:
"And in a little toolshed he made us suffer, sad Satan."

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow don't be alarmed now, it's just a spring clean for the may queen.

by Joe May 13, 2005

long island

I can't believe all of the things people have written here. Long Island can't be upstate solely based on that fact that is the southern-most part of New York. With that said, Most areas such as Nassau County and Western Suffolk County are not rural. Rural areas are hours from any type of city, having farms and acres of unused land. None of that is in any of these areas. I think that you people are just being defensive about where you are from. Nassau County is not an hour from the city. With traffic permitting, it is slightly over a 1/2 hour from the eastern part. I wont compare LI to Manhatten because Manhatten is Urban, but areas in queens are just as nice, and much nicer than areas on Long Island. We do have nice areas, but we also have bad areas as well. Areas like Hempstead are just the same as some parts of Queens, accept it.

stop being ignorant and labeling people from Long Island as "hicks," especially being that there are places in Nassau County that are under a mile outside of Queens.

by Joe May 13, 2005

bathcum

When a guy pisses in a girls mouth and then cums in it. bathcum

Uh when i get out of the shower bathcum in my mouth!!!!!

by Joe May 13, 2005

nethead

1. A Grateful Dead fan that uses the Internet to trade "taper" audio of live GD shows.

2. The domain one picks when he misses getting deadhead.com by two days.

The Internet was invented so that netheads could trade tapes.

by Joe March 7, 2005

meatcrob

the brown noise played on an instrument at the lowest note

you and i just played the meatcrob

by joe May 13, 2005