elephonkey

a person who has big ears like an elephant and they look like a monkey.

you look like an elephonkey.

by joe January 19, 2004

NERFED

I've always wondered what exactly it means - in context it's code that's been deliberatly broken or functionality removed from a program in order to sell a higher priced alternative or also used as a general description of code that no longer works (after patching or updating)
I think it's something like "Not Even Really Functioning Effectivly Disabled/Destroyed" or something similar

M$ W0rd 9's HTML is NERFED (in order to sell M$ Fr0ntp@ge)

by Joe June 25, 2004

mandzuk

ugly inuit/indian lady with facial hair

by joe October 28, 2003

testa

a big cock sucking homo that likes ryan conner aka a big penius

big cock sucking mother fucker

by Joe March 09, 2005

Omaha

A poker game not unlike Texas Hold 'Em in which each player is dealt 4 hole cards and combines them with the Holdem-like 5 community cards to make their best 5-card hand(it is thus sometimes called Omaha Hold 'Em). The catch is that each player must use exactly 2 cards from his hand with exactly 3 from the board. It can also be played HiLo, where the best high hand and lowest hand (with straights and flushes not counting against you) splitting the pot.

ESPN will air a World Series of Poker pot limit Omaha final table this year.

by Joe February 26, 2005

blef

Not very exciting
Eh... so so or feh

She has some nice bombs but her ass is blef.

by Joe November 19, 2004

shank

to steal, such as the act of taking something without permission.

Yo, that dude just shanked my noodes.

by joe May 13, 2005