joe's definitions

ball film

that filmy substance you get on your nutsack when it's humid, related to swamp ass

man this sucks, i'm gonna mail 50 pounds of ball film to george w bush

by Joe December 4, 2004

small package

derogatory nickname for an annoying little brother, referring to his undeveloped genitalia

get the fuck out of here, small package!

by Joe December 4, 2004

Hecate

Greek godess of spectres and withcraft, nothing to do with Hades. She also appears in Macbeth as leader of the witches

Have I not reason, Beldams as you are - Hecate

by Joe December 5, 2004

Eddie Izzard

Hilarity in womens clothes. Not to be confused with a fucking wierdo transvetite.
Has the illusion that everything looks like a huge upside-down squirrel. Fluent in virtualy every language known to man (or woman).

"if youv'e never seen an elephant on skis then you've never been on acid,"

by Joe December 5, 2004

dominicano

Someone from the Dominican Republic.

Juana Martini is dominicano

by Joe December 5, 2004

dexhead

1) A frequent user of the drug DXM (dex), which comes in cough syrup. If ingested in high amounts, DXM can produce hallucinogens and euphoric feelings.

2) Used in reference to a person who is generally spaced out, or oblivious to his or her surroundings.

1) My friend is such a dexhead! He just bought two more bottles of nyquil, and he's tripping on the shit right now!

2) That kid on my bus was just staring out the window when Ashley was trying to talk to him. What a dexhead.

by joe February 12, 2004

west of worcester

Terra incognita, beyond the bounds of civilization.

She's lives west of worcester, out in the sticks.

by joe February 13, 2004