noon

actually means 3 p.m. so remember that!
Joe:Lets meet at noon.
Devin:I have a dentist appontment at 12 so I cant.
Joe:You putz noon is 3....god...
by Joe August 04, 2004
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Maddness

disordered in intellect n. insanity, dementia, dillusional, instability of mind, frenzy, psychosis.
by Joe January 21, 2004
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assbuffet

hookers ass, you eat it, then die. (Maddox)
Franco had the assbuffet, then died
by Joe December 13, 2004
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turtle

a person who is unusually naive for their age, usually due to overprotective parents.
Dan is a turtle. He's 16 years old, and he doesn't know the bases yet!
by Joe February 11, 2003
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Baly

Grand Overlord of all people. Coolest of the Coolest. An Idol to everyone.
There is none.. No one is as cool as a BALY
by Joe June 20, 2003
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njubi

"Swedified" version of the term "newbie/n00b"
"din jevla njuuuubi"
by Joe May 12, 2003
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Cock Fetta

The milky substance around the "Bell End" after having not washed for several days. (also see "Smeg" and "Nob Cheese"
Dave girl was going down when she remarked "Fuck that! go wash that Cock Fetta off!"
by Joe September 21, 2003
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