iriver

Iriver is a psuedo ipod maker with the main ipod competitor (if you can call it that) the h100 series that actually has many features not found on an ipod like longer battery life as well as a built in microphone and external mic that come with the player for recording and an FM tuner at the same price as an ipod.

-yo is that an ipod
--no fool, this be an iriver
-oh so you cheap?
--no its the same price

-hey is that an ipod
--no its an iriver, its really a very good product...
-yeah whatever your soo not cool

by Joe December 29, 2004

Snipe Hunt

Much like Cow Tipping, it is an errand into the woods to search for small fictional birds called snipes, but with more of the intent of ditching one's younger, more naive victim than finding snipes.

Hey kiddies, want to go snipe hunting?? You catch one by holding your flashlight very still on a single spot!

by Joe February 20, 2004

talli whacker

dick penis shlong

look at that little talli whacker

by joe April 22, 2003

buy a fucking vowel

an exclamation often used when confronted with a word or name from the former Yugoslavia or in any Serbo-Croatic tounge

My name is Joe
I'm Grgur.
What?
Grgur?
How do you spell that?
G-R-G-U-R
BUY A FUCKING VOWEL!!!!

by joe November 05, 2004

vegetto

Vegetto is a animated character from Akira Toryima's popular series Dragonball Z.Vegetto is the result of Goku and Vegeta fusing with the earrings Supreme Kai had given Goku. Goku and Vegeta being full blooded saiyans, once fused they create the strongest character in the whole series.

Buu: I dare say I have been toying with me all along, if you could of sent that energy ball into space you could of inflicted much more damage to me earlier,but you still dont compare, no one compares to me.
Vegetto:You're wrong buu, I'm destine to destroy you.
Vegetto: Call me Super Vegetto !!!!

by Joe April 16, 2005

Santa Fe

The act of multiple males railing a female one at a time. See train...

Man1: We gonna ride the Santa Fe tonight?
Man2: Everyone have their luggage checked and ready to go?
Woman: All aboard!!

by Joe October 12, 2004

your shit smells of roses

1.If someone says something about you, and you are saying it like 'what so your perfect?'

2.If some bitch walks into the loo and says whoo! smelly one!

1. dave: OMFG! your hair is greasy!
mack: what, and your shit smells of roses?

2.Cassandra: PHWOAH! THAT REEKS, TAFFY!
Taffy: What, and your shit smells of roses, does it?

by Joe September 05, 2005