Definitions by jody r. gross

dopplebanger

(n.) a guy who gets girls drunk and then has sex with them (usually in a darkened room) while pretending to be their boyfriend

dopplebang (v.): to intentionally get a girl so drunk that she has sex with you because she confuses you with her boyfriend

(n.) "Don't let Jack keep feeding you shots of Old Crow -- he's a well-known dopplebanger!"

(v.) Michele: "Yo, how did Bill manage to fuck Molly at that kegger when her boyfriend went to the bathroom?"
Michael: "He totally dopplebanged her!"

dopplebanger by Jody R. Gross December 9, 2008

bust a nut 

to laugh so hard that you strain a testicle

"every time i see that pic of the squirrel with the huge balls, i bust a nut."

bust a nut by jody r. gross March 24, 2007

bust a nut 

to laugh so hard that you strain a testicle

"every time i see that pic of the squirrel with the huge balls, i bust a nut."

bust a nut by jody r. gross March 24, 2007

matthew stokoe

Author of the incredibly disturbing and visceral novels "Cows" and "High Life." An underground phenomenon of the literary world, Stokoe's name has become synonymous with some of the most graphic imagery and poetically offensive writing since the French surrealism movement.

"Since I read Cows by Matthew Stokoe, I haven't been able to eat beef because I'm afraid of the semen levels I might be digesting."

matthew stokoe by jody r. gross March 24, 2007

doppelbanger 

doppelbanger: (n.) a guy who gets girls drunk and then has sex with them (usually in a darkened room) while pretending to be their boyfriend

doppelbang (v.): to intentionally get a girl so drunk that she has sex with you because she confuses you with her boyfriend

(n.) "Don't let Jack keep feeding you shots of Old Crow -- he's a well-known doppelbanger!"

(v.)
Michele: "Yo, how did Bill manage to fuck Molly at that kegger when her boyfriend went to the bathroom?"
Michael: "He totally doppelbanged her!"

doppelbanger by jody r. gross March 3, 2007