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by jocklondon February 21, 2024
Get the Masturater mug.There go the b'aire twins, both their parents are multi-billionaires, and they want everyone to know it.
by jocklondon April 6, 2024
Get the b'aire mug.Sommelierge is a mashup of sommelier and concierge. A sommelier is French for butler, and means wine Stewart. Today it means a trained knowledgeable wine professional, often working in restaurants, with expertise in wine theory, wine service, and wine tasting. A concierge is an upscale assistant and a knowledgeable professional with insights into and behind the scenes access to the local scene. Often working for a hotel, a concierge can find hard to get tickets to events and the teatre, and make reservations for a guest at hard to book restaurants among many other personal, or private assistant services. for international, regional and local travelers. A Sommelierge is the combination of these two professions, a trained wine professional who knows wine theory, wine history, wine ownership and an insiders guide into the power plays in the background. The sommelierge can and will provide private experiences that cannot be found on a wine list or a dinner menu, even brining wine industry players together to create a private adventures for their clients around food, hotel, travel and of course, at the center, wine.
My daughter wanted to be married in the wine country, but wanted something unique. Instead of calling Robert Mondavi, we used a sommelierge who created a once in a lifetime event. We even went to Sonoma three months earlier to stomp the grapes ourselves, for the wine served at the nuptials. Talk about putting your foot in our mouth. We had to swear secrecy about the venue and the singer who performed 6 songs. All I can hint about who he was, "...his imperfections were perfect.".
by jocklondon December 15, 2020
Get the sommelierge mug.Mamala is Kamala's Mamala. The first mention of the word, Mamala, was in 2006 published in the SF Chronicle newspaper and referred to the Vice Presidents mother Shymala Harris.
Today the meaning of the word has two meanings, as a noun; mamala (momala) - an endearing nickname, a person gives to a special or memorable mother-figure, who provided kindness, wisdom and attention during of time in their youth - and as a pronoun Mamala (Momela), Shymala Harris, who embodied those traits and the inspiration of the word and it's meaning.
A wise, kind, and attentive mother figure, one who compliments or augments the care of a mother.
A spiritual ideal, presence, and omnipresent mythical deity that can be resourced and called on for advice and wisdom through prayer.
NOTE: The word Momala, Mamala, or Momela, first appeared in 2006 published by SF Chronicle columnist, Leah Garchik's daily column. Garchik quoted tv host and board member of the Breast Cancer Emergency Fund, Tim Gaskin's introduction of Kamala Harris' mother, Shymala Harris.
Gaskin called the Vice Presidents mother up to the stage this way, "Please welcome to the stage... Kamala's - Mamala." Pausing, and then declared, "Shymala Harris".
Today the meaning of the word has two meanings, as a noun; mamala (momala) - an endearing nickname, a person gives to a special or memorable mother-figure, who provided kindness, wisdom and attention during of time in their youth - and as a pronoun Mamala (Momela), Shymala Harris, who embodied those traits and the inspiration of the word and it's meaning.
A wise, kind, and attentive mother figure, one who compliments or augments the care of a mother.
A spiritual ideal, presence, and omnipresent mythical deity that can be resourced and called on for advice and wisdom through prayer.
NOTE: The word Momala, Mamala, or Momela, first appeared in 2006 published by SF Chronicle columnist, Leah Garchik's daily column. Garchik quoted tv host and board member of the Breast Cancer Emergency Fund, Tim Gaskin's introduction of Kamala Harris' mother, Shymala Harris.
Gaskin called the Vice Presidents mother up to the stage this way, "Please welcome to the stage... Kamala's - Mamala." Pausing, and then declared, "Shymala Harris".
by jocklondon January 22, 2021
Get the Momala mug.A narcissistic self promoter who goes online under anonymous accounts or uses accounts from friends and family to post glowing five star reviews in the third person about themselves
Did you read the reviews of platform? Nothing but a bunch of Starwhores posting shit about themselves
by jocklondon February 21, 2024
Get the Starwhore mug.Bull sit, unjust, nonsense. An odd unexpected rule that is unreasonable or doesn’t follow logic. A consequence of retarded reasoning.
18 is old enough to vote, but not drink, that’s wiertarded.
He has no social skills, so he comes across wiertarded.
He has no social skills, so he comes across wiertarded.
by jocklondon July 5, 2021
Get the Wiertarded mug.A narcissistic self promoter who goes online under anonymous accounts or uses accounts from friends and family to post glowing five star reviews in the third person about themselves
Did you read the reviews of platform? Nothing but a bunch of Starwhores posting shit about themselves
by jocklondon February 21, 2024
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